Team Foundation 2

May 27 21:36:23 <Dr-Kondraki> [Break, Kondraki, Dumount, Lurker, and Yoric]
May 27 21:36:30 <Dr-Kondraki> [Team RED]
May 27 21:36:33 <Rights> [I wasn't actually paying attention. ;-;]
May 27 21:36:36 <pooryoric> [oh, shit.]
May 27 21:36:39 <Dumount> [Team red is totaly badass!]
May 27 21:36:43 <pooryoric> [RED]
May 27 21:36:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i have no idea what is going on]
May 27 21:37:06 <pooryoric> [you're on blue team, waxx. you're the heavy.]
May 27 21:37:12 <Dr-Kondraki> [Rights, Strel, Gerald, and Love, Team BLU]
May 27 21:37:21 <Agent_Strelnikov> [this hardly seems fair rofl]
May 27 21:37:23 <Lurker> [[ I actually don't think I'd be able to keep up. Plus I plan on playing some Fallout 3 in a bit ]]
May 27 21:37:27 <Rights> [Do I have to play if I neither understand nor play TF?]
May 27 21:37:31 <Lurker> [[ 5:4 ]]
May 27 21:37:32 <Dr-Kondraki> [yes]
May 27 21:37:35 <Rights> [And I just wanna go watch Food Network?]
May 27 21:37:40 <pooryoric> [yes.]
May 27 21:37:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> with kondraki on the other team
May 27 21:37:46 <Dr-Kondraki> [Fine, Lurker Drops, Rights Drops.]
May 27 21:37:47 <Dr_Love> [wait, what class am I?]
May 27 21:38:08 <Dr-Kondraki> [4:3, I'll switch with Love]
May 27 21:38:13 <pooryoric> [pyro,, love, because we don't know anything about you.]
May 27 21:38:45 <Dr-Kondraki> [We have Love, Dumount, Yoric, and Break]
May 27 21:38:49 <Dr-Kondraki> [Team RED]
May 27 21:38:50 <Dr_Love> [that works]
May 27 21:38:57 <Dumount> [Wait… no more Kondraki]
May 27 21:39:03 <Dumount> [We're screwed]
May 27 21:39:04 <Dr-Kondraki> [and Kondraki, Strel, and Gerald, Team BLU]
May 27 21:39:14 <Dumount> [Shit, we're DOUBLE screwed]
May 27 21:39:17 <Lurker> [[ Where is Medic?! ]]
May 27 21:39:22 <Dr-Kondraki> [it's like TEAM DEFENSE over here]
May 27 21:39:24 <Break> [Isn't Gerald Medic?]
May 27 21:39:28 <Dumount> [I am medic]
May 27 21:39:31 <Break> [Ah.]
May 27 21:39:35 <Gerald> [Engineer]
May 27 21:39:35 <Dr-Kondraki> [The teams are…]
May 27 21:39:38 <pooryoric> [gerald is engeneer.]
May 27 21:39:50 <pooryoric> [engineer, rather]
May 27 21:39:57 <Dr_Love> [Be right back, bathroom calling.]
May 27 21:40:03 <Dr-Kondraki> [Break - Sniper, Dumount - Medic, Yoric - Scout, Love - Spy]
May 27 21:40:10 <Agent_Strelnikov> [hahaha]
May 27 21:40:11 <Lurker> [[ VERE IS DOKTOR? ]]
May 27 21:40:36 <Dr-Kondraki> [Kondraki - Demoman, Strel - Heavy, Gerald - Engineer]
May 27 21:41:04 * ChanServ sets mode +a #FieldWork Dr-Kondraki
May 27 21:41:04 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Dr-Kondraki
May 27 21:41:20 * Dr-Kondraki has changed the topic to: The game has returned to the old wiki at http://scp-field-work.wikidot.com .|| If the room is LIVE, bracket your OOC entries. || Room is REACHING THE FINAL TERMINUS. || Password to join wiki: scpfieldworkwiki
May 27 21:41:26 <Agent_Strelnikov> [hahah]
May 27 21:41:33 * Dr-Kondraki has changed the topic to: The game has returned to the old wiki at http://scp-field-work.wikidot.com .|| If the room is LIVE, bracket your OOC entries. || Room is NEARING THE FINAL TERMINUS. || Password to join wiki: scpfieldworkwiki
May 27 21:41:36 <Dumount> [We don't have a heavy or a demoman or a solder]
May 27 21:41:41 <pooryoric> [hey, i'm kind of a big deal.]
May 27 21:41:42 <Dumount> [We're boned]
May 27 21:41:45 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i am heavy.]
May 27 21:41:52 <Dr-Kondraki> [Or a Pyro.]
May 27 21:41:52 <Agent_Strelnikov> [and this.]
May 27 21:41:54 <Agent_Strelnikov> [is my weapon.]
May 27 21:41:58 <Dumount> [Yes, you've blu]
May 27 21:42:04 <Dumount> [I'm red]
May 27 21:42:22 <Dumount> [My team is the stealth/quick offence]
May 27 21:42:32 <Dumount> [MY TEAM HAZ NO DEFENDERS!]
May 27 21:42:33 <pooryoric> [YOUR team?]
May 27 21:42:36 <Dumount> {W+1]
May 27 21:42:42 <Dumount> [The team I am on]
May 27 21:42:47 <pooryoric> [when did we become your team?]
May 27 21:42:49 <Dumount> [Thusly I may be possessive abou it]
May 27 21:42:52 <pooryoric> [oh.]
May 27 21:42:52 <Dr-Kondraki> [W+1 can describe every class]
May 27 21:42:53 <Dumount> [It's your teem too]
May 27 21:43:09 <Dumount> [Your team has engineer]
May 27 21:43:10 <Dr-Kondraki> [People who use it to describe pyros are morons who don't actually know how to play pyro.]
May 27 21:43:21 * Break looks for a good spot to park.
May 27 21:43:26 <Dumount> [You can built defences]
May 27 21:43:39 * Agent_Strelnikov is eating a sandwich. In fact, he is eating ten sandwiches.
May 27 21:44:04 * pooryoric is eating the sandwitch he BEAT THE SHIT out of strelnikov for.
May 27 21:44:14 * Agent_Strelnikov remembers this day with rage and hatred.
May 27 21:44:23 * Dr-Kondraki is setting up stickies on the various entrances. Seems like they were defending this time. "Why the hell are we doing this again?"
May 27 21:44:37 <Gerald> "No clue, sir."
May 27 21:44:43 * Agent_Strelnikov looks at Kondraki. He is still in the process of remembering what Yoric did.
May 27 21:44:44 <pooryoric> "so, dumount. what the hell is going on?"
May 27 21:44:53 * Agent_Strelnikov clenches his fists around the sandwich, crushing it.
May 27 21:44:57 <Dumount> "If I knew I would tell you"
May 27 21:45:04 <Dumount> "Why do you have a baseball bat"
May 27 21:45:05 * Agent_Strelnikov opens his mouth to scream. Only one incredibly drawn out word comes out.
May 27 21:45:10 * Dr_Love turns to yoric and dumount. "Well gentlemen, what's the plan?"
May 27 21:45:13 <Agent_Strelnikov> "BAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
May 27 21:45:14 <pooryoric> "at least i got some cool headphones, hey?"
May 27 21:45:28 <Dumount> "And why do I have this improbable device with the word 'medic gun' emblazoned upon the side?"
May 27 21:45:31 * Break takes cover and scans the area.
May 27 21:45:35 * A_Fat_Ghost (PI.7D978761.21148314.9BBC8673|tibbiM#PI.7D978761.21148314.9BBC8673|tibbiM) has left #FieldWork
May 27 21:45:35 <Gerald> "Where did this shotgun come from?"
May 27 21:45:37 <Dumount> "I mean, seriously what the fuck is this thing?"
May 27 21:45:42 <pooryoric> "gentlemen? obviously you're talking to me."
May 27 21:45:45 <Dr-Kondraki> "Slow your roll, ruskie, keep an eye out for the RED team."
May 27 21:45:55 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Yes, Doktor."
May 27 21:46:07 <Dr_Love> "Hold on, I want to try something."
May 27 21:46:08 <Dumount> "Dr_Love…. are those pictures of you fucking my mother?!"
May 27 21:46:11 * Gerald looks around, checking for choke points and strategic entries.
May 27 21:46:14 * Agent_Strelnikov hefts Sasha about. He has no idea where this weapon came from, but he is certain it costs over 400,000 dollars to fire it for twelve seconds.
May 27 21:46:25 <pooryoric> [hahaha…]
May 27 21:46:27 * Dr_Love turns into Kondraki. "I could have some fun with this at Site 19"
May 27 21:46:35 * Dr-Kondraki is suddenly very…envious of the others, and their complete sets of eyes.
May 27 21:46:45 <Dumount> (Kondraki is on the other team love)
May 27 21:46:48 * Agent_Strelnikov spins the chaingun up. He sheds a tear at the beauty.
May 27 21:46:52 <Agent_Strelnikov> [love is the spy.]
May 27 21:46:55 <pooryoric> [no shit?]
May 27 21:46:58 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i think]
May 27 21:47:00 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i have no idea]
May 27 21:47:02 * Dr_Love turns back. "That was entertaining."
May 27 21:47:05 * pooryoric is kind of a big deal.
May 27 21:47:06 <Dr_Love> [yes I am]
May 27 21:47:10 <Dumount> "I… hear gunfire"
May 27 21:47:18 <Dumount> "Guys… I hear fuckign gunfire"
May 27 21:47:19 * Dr-Kondraki finds a bottle of liquor, but sadly discovers it to be empty. "Useless."
May 27 21:47:22 <Dumount> "It's a fucking minigun!"
May 27 21:47:30 <pooryoric> "wait, what?"
May 27 21:47:31 * Agent_Strelnikov is not firing the weapon. He is only spinning it.
May 27 21:47:40 <Dumount> (oh)
May 27 21:47:46 * Agent_Strelnikov lets it spin down.
May 27 21:47:59 * pooryoric sticks his head around the corner to see what's going on.
May 27 21:48:01 <Dumount> (NM)
May 27 21:48:02 <Gerald> "Hmm. I suddenly feel like I should build something….something that can shoot people."
May 27 21:48:16 <pooryoric> "now what is this?"
May 27 21:48:20 <Dr_Love> [so, briefcase, deathmatch, or capture and hold?]
May 27 21:48:34 * Dr-Kondraki hefts a grenade launcher, looking it over. It was different than the other.
May 27 21:48:37 <Dr-Kondraki> [Capture point.]
May 27 21:48:38 <pooryoric> [breifcase. we have the advantage.]
May 27 21:49:05 <Agent_Strelnikov> [oh god which one]
May 27 21:49:23 <Dr-Kondraki> [Let's make it…Redfort 2]
May 27 21:49:35 * Gerald searches through his pockets. For some reason, there are a bunch of blueprints in them.
May 27 21:49:57 * Dr-Kondraki wonders when the REDs are going to make a move.
May 27 21:50:09 * Agent_Strelnikov searches through HIS pockets. For some reason, there is a shotgun with bite marks on it.
May 27 21:50:19 * Agent_Strelnikov doesn't remember being that hungry.
May 27 21:50:40 <Lurker> [[ is that a subtle nod to the weapon switch glitches I see? ]]
May 27 21:50:45 * Dumount starts using the medic gun on Dr-Love
May 27 21:50:49 * pooryoric taps strelnikov on the shoulder. "yo, what's up?"
May 27 21:50:56 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…"
May 27 21:51:02 <Agent_Strelnikov> "BAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
May 27 21:51:02 <Dr_Love> "OOh! That tingles!"
May 27 21:51:04 * Dr-Kondraki turns at the voice. "Blue!"
May 27 21:51:06 <pooryoric> "do you have any idea, any idea who i am?"
May 27 21:51:13 * Agent_Strelnikov swings at Yoric with a giant fist.
May 27 21:51:14 * Dumount supercharges Dr-Love
May 27 21:51:15 * Dr-Kondraki fires the grenade launcher.
May 27 21:51:29 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Handy with a Grenade
May 27 21:51:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Handy with a Grenade: 71 [20d6=4,5,2,4,2,3,1,4,4,6,3,6,4,2,4,4,1,3,6,3]
May 27 21:51:29 * pooryoric dodges. "i don't even know where to start with you."
May 27 21:51:30 <Dumount> "Go do something useful"
May 27 21:51:30 * Break looks over the map. "Aaaaanytime now…"
May 27 21:51:35 <Gerald> "Hoo, boy."
May 27 21:51:41 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 PUNCH.
May 27 21:51:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, PUNCH.: 30 [7d6=1,3,5,6,4,5,6]
May 27 21:51:51 * Dr-Kondraki watches the grenade roll right up into Yoric.
May 27 21:51:58 <pooryoric> 5d6 OH SHIT THE VIDEO ENDED BETTER.
May 27 21:51:58 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, OH SHIT THE VIDEO ENDED BETTER.: 11 [5d6=1,3,1,5,1]
May 27 21:52:15 * Gerald starts to build something.
May 27 21:52:24 * Agent_Strelnikov punches Yoric right in the dick.
May 27 21:52:37 * Dr-Kondraki Yoric is both blown and punched into a bloody pile of gore, splattered against a nearby wall.
May 27 21:52:43 <Dr-Kondraki> "Shit, was that Yoric?"
May 27 21:52:57 * Gerald looks down at what looks almost like a vending machine.
May 27 21:52:57 <pooryoric> [oh, shit. do i respawn?]
May 27 21:52:59 <Gerald> "Huh."
May 27 21:53:01 * Agent_Strelnikov succumbs to unfathomable bloodlust. He spins the chaingun up again.
May 27 21:53:02 <Dr-Kondraki> [Yes]
May 27 21:53:14 * Break turns to the explosion. "Ha!"
May 27 21:53:23 * pooryoric stands up next to dumount. "what the hell just happened?"
May 27 21:53:31 * Gerald looks around at the room he's in.
May 27 21:53:32 * Break aims at….
May 27 21:53:40 <Break> [Hm. Kondraki or Strel?]
May 27 21:53:51 <Agent_Strelnikov> [aim at yoric for being a scoot]
May 27 21:54:01 <Break> 1d2
May 27 21:54:01 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
May 27 21:54:05 <pooryoric> [she's on my team.]
May 27 21:54:06 * Dumount supercharges Yoric
May 27 21:54:10 <Break> ….Kondraki's head.
May 27 21:54:12 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i know but still]
May 27 21:54:16 <Dumount> [Yeah, sheon on yoric's team]
May 27 21:54:17 * pooryoric is supercharged.
May 27 21:54:18 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 21:54:19 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 27 [6d6=6,1,4,5,5,6]
May 27 21:54:24 <Dr-Kondraki> 1d1000
May 27 21:54:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, 1d1000: 195 [1d1000=195]
May 27 21:54:26 <Break> "Steeeaaady…."
May 27 21:54:33 * Gerald creeps through the compound, and finds Yoric's body.
May 27 21:54:39 * Dr_Love sneaks into the room, moving close to the wall,
May 27 21:54:45 <Dumount> "Love use your supercharge, get behind Kondraki, and knife him"
May 27 21:54:47 <Gerald> "Hm. Never know, he might have something."
May 27 21:54:52 * Gerald loots some metal.
May 27 21:54:53 * Agent_Strelnikov walks over to Gerald, spinning the chaingun.
May 27 21:54:54 * Dr-Kondraki is lucky enough to have seen the glint of the scope off the side of his bottle of hooch.
May 27 21:55:00 <Break> "Oh, fuck."
May 27 21:55:06 * Break gets out of there.
May 27 21:55:25 * Dr-Kondraki runs off towards that direction. "You guys defend the point!"
May 27 21:55:31 <Gerald> "Oh, hello Dmitri. Wonderful day to build something, isn't it?"
May 27 21:55:45 * Gerald heads back to the point.
May 27 21:55:45 * Dr_Love supercharges, and attempts to stab Dmitri.
May 27 21:55:58 <Dr_Love> 4d6 stabbing fixes everything
May 27 21:55:59 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, stabbing fixes everything: 9 [4d6=1,3,2,3]
May 27 21:56:04 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABIES
May 27 21:56:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABIES: 32 [7d6=6,2,4,6,5,5,4]
May 27 21:56:13 * Agent_Strelnikov levels the chaingun at Dr Love.
May 27 21:56:25 <Dr_Love> "fuck"
May 27 21:56:27 <Agent_Strelnikov> "YA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA YA TA TA TA TA TA TA."
May 27 21:56:38 * Dumount stays the fuck out of the agressive people's way
May 27 21:56:46 <Dr_Love> \me drops like a sack of potatoes
May 27 21:56:51 <Break> "Think his mates saw me!"
May 27 21:56:52 * Dr-Kondraki notes Dumount staying back…near the door.
May 27 21:56:55 * pooryoric swings at strelnikov
May 27 21:56:58 * Agent_Strelnikov steps over Love's body.
May 27 21:56:59 <pooryoric> 5d6 DOINK!
May 27 21:57:00 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DOINK!: 16 [5d6=4,3,2,2,5]
May 27 21:57:04 * Break notices she's speaking in an Aussie accent. The fuck?
May 27 21:57:06 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABY
May 27 21:57:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABY: 23 [7d6=1,6,1,4,5,1,5]
May 27 21:57:15 * Dr-Kondraki detonates the Stickies, just as Yoric runs in.
May 27 21:57:15 <Gerald> "Ooh, I could use some of that."
May 27 21:57:16 * Dumount supercharges whomever on his team is near him
May 27 21:57:25 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Handy with a Grenade
May 27 21:57:25 * Gerald grabs some more metal from Love's body.
May 27 21:57:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Handy with a Grenade: 73 [20d6=3,6,4,4,5,5,1,3,6,2,4,3,2,4,6,1,4,5,3,2]
May 27 21:57:29 * pooryoric explodes in a shower of goo.
May 27 21:57:33 * Agent_Strelnikov is laughing maniacally.
May 27 21:57:35 * Gerald then goes back to the point.
May 27 21:57:36 * Break takes cover and scans the battlefield again, spotting….
May 27 21:57:39 <Break> 1d2
May 27 21:57:39 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
May 27 21:57:40 * pooryoric respawns. again.
May 27 21:57:44 <Break> "Him again."
May 27 21:57:46 <Dr_Love> [when do I respawn?]
May 27 21:57:51 <Agent_Strelnikov> [immediately]
May 27 21:57:51 * Break trains her aim on Kondraki's head.
May 27 21:57:55 * Dr-Kondraki is back to running at Break, as he ducks into a passageway
May 27 21:57:57 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 21:57:57 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 26 [6d6=6,3,1,5,6,5]
May 27 21:57:59 <Agent_Strelnikov> [this is an INSTANT RESPAWN server]
May 27 21:58:04 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Lucky
May 27 21:58:05 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Lucky: 58 [20d6=1,1,6,2,3,5,1,1,6,3,1,2,4,5,1,2,5,1,4,4]
May 27 21:58:06 <Dr_Love> [ah]
May 27 21:58:24 * pooryoric runs around the side of the map where no one ever is, and spots gerald.
May 27 21:58:32 * pooryoric charges gerald.
May 27 21:58:39 <pooryoric> 5d6 DOINK!
May 27 21:58:39 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DOINK!: 17 [5d6=5,3,5,2,2]
May 27 21:58:40 * Agent_Strelnikov prances around with his head full of eyeballs. And Sasha.
May 27 21:58:57 <Dr-Kondraki> [Use the wrench!]
May 27 21:59:07 * Gerald looks at Yoric. "FUCK no."
May 27 21:59:11 <pooryoric> [it's like the force!]
May 27 21:59:22 * Dumount supercharges yoric again
May 27 21:59:24 * Gerald pulls out a wrench and tries to crack Yoric's skull open.
May 27 21:59:28 * Break takes her shot and runs.
May 27 21:59:36 * Dr_Love turns into Gerald and runs into the room with Dmitri.
May 27 21:59:44 <Gerald> 5d6 Crack
May 27 21:59:44 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Crack: 9 [5d6=1,1,3,1,3]
May 27 21:59:47 * Dumount whips out the bonesaw, and tries to hold back Gerald
May 27 21:59:47 <pooryoric> 7d6 supercharged DOINK
May 27 21:59:47 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, supercharged DOINK: 24 [7d6=4,6,4,3,1,4,2]
May 27 21:59:49 <Gerald> [Shit]
May 27 21:59:53 <Break> [Adding Gerald to the list of random targets. Rerolling 1s due to Kon being out of sigt.]
May 27 22:00:04 * Dr-Kondraki sees the shot impact with the frame of the door he entered, and chases after Break.
May 27 22:00:05 <Dr_Love> "BEHIND YOU DMITRI!"
May 27 22:00:13 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Wha?"
May 27 22:00:15 * Agent_Strelnikov looks around.
May 27 22:00:16 * Break -climbs-.
May 27 22:00:17 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Lucky to find a sniper.
May 27 22:00:17 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Lucky to find a sniper.: 75 [20d6=5,5,6,1,5,5,1,6,5,1,1,1,5,1,4,5,2,6,5,5]
May 27 22:00:18 * pooryoric splatters gerald like a watermelon.
May 27 22:00:21 * Dr_Love stabs dmitri
May 27 22:00:34 <Dr_Love> 4dg knives fix everything
May 27 22:00:39 <Dr_Love> 4d6
May 27 22:00:40 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, 4d6: 10 [4d6=1,6,2,1]
May 27 22:00:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Baby.
May 27 22:00:44 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Baby.: 27 [7d6=3,5,5,5,4,4,1]
May 27 22:00:57 <pooryoric> "grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and gerald, i hurt people."
May 27 22:01:19 <Dr_Love> \me drops again.
May 27 22:01:29 <Dr_Love> [i should stop dropping the heavy]
May 27 22:01:30 * Break takes a knee and looks around.
May 27 22:01:38 <Break> [Gerald's dead and Kon's out of sight, so…]
May 27 22:01:51 * Break takes aim at Strel's head for a few moments before pulling the triggers.
May 27 22:01:54 * Dr-Kondraki waits for Break to get situated, and moves up carefully…bottle in hand.
May 27 22:01:55 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:01:55 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 23 [6d6=5,4,4,3,6,1]
May 27 22:01:56 * Gerald looks around after respawning.
May 27 22:02:01 * pooryoric charges strelnikov.
May 27 22:02:08 <Gerald> "Hm. Seems I'm alive again."
May 27 22:02:10 <pooryoric> 7d6 supercharged DOINK!
May 27 22:02:10 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, supercharged DOINK!: 26 [7d6=6,1,6,4,6,1,2]
May 27 22:02:16 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABIIEESSSS
May 27 22:02:16 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABIIEESSSS: 25 [7d6=3,5,3,4,6,3,1]
May 27 22:02:28 <Break> "Fuck!"
May 27 22:02:30 <pooryoric> "i'm a force of nature!"
May 27 22:02:30 <Dr-Kondraki> [Heavy takes two boinks]
May 27 22:02:36 * Agent_Strelnikov is boinked down.
May 27 22:02:37 <Dr-Kondraki> [to kill[
May 27 22:02:43 <pooryoric> 7d6 BOINK
May 27 22:02:43 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, BOINK: 26 [7d6=1,3,6,4,2,5,5]
May 27 22:02:43 <Dr-Kondraki> [So, you need another success]
May 27 22:02:48 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABY D:
May 27 22:02:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABY D:: 30 [7d6=4,2,5,2,6,6,5]
May 27 22:02:51 <Dr_Love> [god damn wireless, I'm back]
May 27 22:02:53 <Gerald> [Actually, think that should've have been 7d6.]
May 27 22:02:57 <Gerald> [For mine]
May 27 22:03:03 * pooryoric runs away.
May 27 22:03:05 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Bottle-swaggering.
May 27 22:03:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Bottle-swaggering.: 65 [20d6=1,4,4,2,4,4,1,5,1,1,4,5,3,5,4,6,3,1,4,3]
May 27 22:03:15 * Gerald decides to build a sentry around the point.
May 27 22:03:25 * Dr-Kondraki now behind Break, he taps her on the shoulder.
May 27 22:03:29 <Break> 5d6 Wiles
May 27 22:03:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 15 [5d6=4,1,2,3,5]
May 27 22:03:32 <Break> "Eh?"
May 27 22:03:39 <Break> "Oh, -godDAMMIT-."
May 27 22:03:51 * Dr_Love takes Kondraki's appearance and goes in search of Gerald
May 27 22:04:02 * Dr-Kondraki brings the bottle across her head, shattering it. "Oh, they're going to have to stitch YOU back together…IN HELL."
May 27 22:04:06 <Gerald> [What class was love?]
May 27 22:04:10 <Dr-Kondraki> [Spy]
May 27 22:04:11 <Dr_Love> [spy]
May 27 22:04:12 <pooryoric> [spy]
May 27 22:04:53 * Dr-Kondraki having taken care of the sniper, he uses his position to come up from behind the enemy forces. He spots Yoric.
May 27 22:04:56 * Break respawns. "This sort of thing shouldn't happen to a professional."
May 27 22:05:21 * pooryoric is lost. "i hate this map…"
May 27 22:05:24 * Agent_Strelnikov eats a sandwich. His health is restored.
May 27 22:05:28 * Gerald aimed the turret so it's inside the doorway and out of view of the hall.
May 27 22:05:28 * Dr_Love finds gerald. "Anything over here?"
May 27 22:05:49 <Gerald> "Wait….you're not on my team!"
May 27 22:05:51 * Dr-Kondraki fires three sticky grenades in front of where Yoric is walking.
May 27 22:06:05 <Dr_Love> [I look like Kondraki]
May 27 22:06:20 * Dumount supercharges Yoric
May 27 22:06:24 <Gerald> [Oh. Turrets still work on enemy spies, don't they?]
May 27 22:06:33 * pooryoric spots kondraki. "it's a black scottish cyclops! that's rarer than [DATA EXPUNGED]
May 27 22:06:34 <pooryoric> "
May 27 22:06:35 <Dr_Love> [I'm not sure]
May 27 22:06:35 <Dr-Kondraki> [Yes, but only if they're revealed.]
May 27 22:06:42 * Dr-Kondraki smirks, and detonates.
May 27 22:06:42 <Dr_Love> [ok]
May 27 22:06:45 * Break takes cover near a window and scans over the area. "Be polite, be efficient, kill everyone you meet…"
May 27 22:06:45 <Gerald> [Damn.]
May 27 22:06:52 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 Handy with a Grenade
May 27 22:06:53 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, Handy with a Grenade: 77 [20d6=5,6,3,2,2,1,3,6,5,2,5,6,5,5,3,6,1,1,6,4]
May 27 22:06:54 * pooryoric runs at kondraki.
May 27 22:07:00 * Dumount is not safe from explosions himself
May 27 22:07:07 <pooryoric> 7d6 oh shit oh shit.
May 27 22:07:07 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, oh shit oh shit.: 24 [7d6=2,4,4,3,6,1,4]
May 27 22:07:11 * Dumount explodes instead of the overcharged pooryoric
May 27 22:07:24 <Gerald> 6d6 I know Kon, and you're not him.
May 27 22:07:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, I know Kon, and you're not him.: 15 [6d6=3,1,1,3,4,3]
May 27 22:07:28 * pooryoric runs away again.
May 27 22:07:31 <Gerald> [Goddamn]
May 27 22:07:36 * pooryoric runs into gerald.
May 27 22:07:41 * Break keeps a steady aim on the fool with the hard hat.
May 27 22:07:43 <Gerald> "Shit!"
May 27 22:07:44 * Agent_Strelnikov lumbers around on the point.
May 27 22:07:47 <Break> 6d6 LEthal Weapon
May 27 22:07:47 * Dr-Kondraki curses himself, and grabs the other grenade launcher, lobbing several shots into the air.
May 27 22:07:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, LEthal Weapon: 26 [6d6=4,2,5,5,5,5]
May 27 22:07:48 <pooryoric> 7d6 DOINK
May 27 22:07:49 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DOINK: 25 [7d6=1,5,5,6,6,1,1]
May 27 22:07:49 <Dr_Love> 3d6 Sap sentry
May 27 22:07:49 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, Sap sentry: 8 [3d6=2,1,5]
May 27 22:07:58 * Gerald grabs his wrench again. "Not again!"
May 27 22:08:07 <Break> [Gerald, defense.]
May 27 22:08:27 <Gerald> {What roll does a turret get?]
May 27 22:08:35 <Dr-Kondraki> [Give it your attack roll]
May 27 22:08:42 <Dr-Kondraki> [But it auto attacks]
May 27 22:08:44 <Break> [Roll defense or be headshotted.]
May 27 22:08:48 <Gerald> 5d6 Turret turret turret
May 27 22:08:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Turret turret turret: 13 [5d6=1,4,2,5,1]
May 27 22:09:03 <pooryoric> [so, did i win?]
May 27 22:09:04 <Gerald> 5d6 Wrench, dammit
May 27 22:09:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Wrench, dammit: 13 [5d6=3,2,4,3,1]
May 27 22:09:17 * Dumount respons
May 27 22:09:19 <pooryoric> [fuck. that's a total of 26.]
May 27 22:09:21 * Break taps her scope at the sight of blood. "Boom. Headshot."
May 27 22:09:22 <Dumount> "That stung…"
May 27 22:09:34 <Dumount> "Why are we fighting anyway?"
May 27 22:09:37 <Dumount> "I mean really"
May 27 22:09:38 * pooryoric is mown down by the turret.
May 27 22:09:39 * Agent_Strelnikov is lumbering around being useless.
May 27 22:09:43 <Dumount> "What's the point of it all?"
May 27 22:09:44 * pooryoric respawn.
May 27 22:09:44 <Dr_Love> 4d6 aren't I fast?
May 27 22:09:45 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, aren't I fast?: 20 [4d6=6,5,4,5]
May 27 22:09:50 * Gerald force feeds Yoric his wrench when turrets take him up the ass.
May 27 22:09:57 <Gerald> *turret bullets
May 27 22:10:05 * Dr-Kondraki grabs a grenade from his belt, and walks up behind Dumount. "Because, why shouldn't we?"
May 27 22:10:07 <pooryoric> [bit of a graphic image, there.]
May 27 22:10:11 <Dr_Love> [woot, dodged i think]
May 27 22:10:17 <Gerald> [Yep]
May 27 22:10:18 * Break looks around again.
May 27 22:10:36 <Dr_Love> 5d6 stabbing fies everything
May 27 22:10:36 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, stabbing fies everything: 20 [5d6=6,6,4,2,2]
May 27 22:10:41 <Dr_Love> *fixes
May 27 22:10:43 * Agent_Strelnikov eats another sandwich.
May 27 22:10:49 <Gerald> 5d6 Aw shit happens
May 27 22:10:49 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Aw shit happens: 16 [5d6=3,3,2,3,5]
May 27 22:10:49 * pooryoric is lost again.
May 27 22:10:54 <Dr_Love> "Eat knife, Gerald!"
May 27 22:10:55 * Break aims at the distracted, eating Strel.
May 27 22:10:58 * pooryoric found his hat!
May 27 22:11:00 * Gerald just got shanked.
May 27 22:11:05 * Dumount is forced to take a grenade analy
May 27 22:11:06 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Headshot
May 27 22:11:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Headshot: 19 [6d6=1,3,2,4,4,5]
May 27 22:11:11 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Buh?
May 27 22:11:11 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Buh?: 23 [7d6=4,1,4,1,6,1,6]
May 27 22:11:13 * Dumount respawns
May 27 22:11:17 <Dumount> "Owwwwwwwww"
May 27 22:11:19 * Dr_Love has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
May 27 22:11:20 * Agent_Strelnikov is wounded grievously.
May 27 22:11:32 <Agent_Strelnikov> "AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
May 27 22:11:47 * Break quickly follows it up with another, then gets the fuck out of there, not stopping to check on Strel.
May 27 22:11:49 * Dumount hacks strelnikov down with the bonesaw
May 27 22:11:51 <Dumount> 6f6
May 27 22:11:52 * Dr-Kondraki decides to take the point, whole the other two find their organs.
May 27 22:11:55 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:11:55 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 22 [6d6=2,3,2,5,6,4]
May 27 22:11:55 * Agent_Strelnikov respawns.
May 27 22:11:58 <Break> 6d6 Lethal…..Boom
May 27 22:11:58 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…"
May 27 22:11:58 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal…..Boom: 17 [6d6=6,3,5,1,1,1]
May 27 22:12:02 <Agent_Strelnikov> "This is hurt me deeply."
May 27 22:12:07 * Break gets the fuck out.
May 27 22:12:09 * Agent_Strelnikov hefts Sasha and marches off to the point.
May 27 22:12:21 * Dumount looks for gerald
May 27 22:12:25 * Gerald respawns. He's gonna try something else, now.
May 27 22:12:34 * Dumount has the bonesaw out
May 27 22:12:37 * Dr-Kondraki has surrounded the point with sticky grenades.
May 27 22:12:38 <Gerald> [Are the respawn points always the same?]
May 27 22:12:52 * Break reloads as she finds a new little nest to settle into.
May 27 22:12:54 <Dr-Kondraki> [Yes]
May 27 22:13:19 * Gerald builds the entrance to a teleporter by the respawn.
May 27 22:13:31 * Dr-Kondraki has changed the topic to: The game has returned to the old wiki at http://scp-field-work.wikidot.com .|| If the room is LIVE, bracket your OOC entries. || Room is BABIES. || Password to join wiki: scpfieldworkwiki
May 27 22:13:43 * Break looks around for something to shoot.
May 27 22:13:45 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:13:45 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
May 27 22:13:48 <pooryoric> [kondraki, doesn't you total inability to lose a roll make the game less fun?]
May 27 22:13:50 <Break> Strel again.
May 27 22:13:51 * Agent_Strelnikov walks around.
May 27 22:14:01 * Break goes through them otions. Again.
May 27 22:14:02 <Dr-Kondraki> [well hence why i was going to suicide]
May 27 22:14:09 <Dr-Kondraki> [But dumount ruined my fun]
May 27 22:14:11 <Break> 6d6 Boom, Headshot
May 27 22:14:12 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Boom, Headshot: 22 [6d6=6,1,5,2,3,5]
May 27 22:14:16 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Baby
May 27 22:14:16 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Baby: 20 [7d6=3,3,1,3,1,6,3]
May 27 22:14:24 <pooryoric> [i've wondered why you don't just nerf your rolls.]
May 27 22:14:24 <Agent_Strelnikov> "AAAAAAAHHHHH."
May 27 22:14:33 * Agent_Strelnikov respawns.
May 27 22:14:35 * Break whispers. "Again, tiger?"
May 27 22:14:39 * Agent_Strelnikov is going to find that fucking sniper.
May 27 22:14:43 * pooryoric is looking for gerald.
May 27 22:14:51 * Gerald tries to find walks to an area relatively close to their control point, shotgun in hand.
May 27 22:14:52 * Agent_Strelnikov goes a different way this time, looping around the back of the map.
May 27 22:15:01 <pooryoric> "someone i know i can kill… hmm…"
May 27 22:15:03 * Agent_Strelnikov marches with his shotgun out.
May 27 22:15:19 * Break gets the fuck out of there, until she notices she's weighed down by something.
May 27 22:15:21 <pooryoric> "fucking turret, mumble mumble…"
May 27 22:15:26 <Dr-Kondraki> "Hey, why don't you girls try to take the point for once?!"
May 27 22:15:33 <Dr-Kondraki> [Also, you can use unlockables]
May 27 22:15:37 * Break pulls it out of an exceptionally large pocket. It's…..a mason jar. Full of a golden liquid.
May 27 22:15:40 * Agent_Strelnikov loops around into the Red side.
May 27 22:15:45 <Break> "…………."
May 27 22:15:48 * Agent_Strelnikov spots that god damned sniper.
May 27 22:15:53 <Gerald> "Working on it."
May 27 22:16:00 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 UNFATHOMABLE BRATWURST.
May 27 22:16:00 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, UNFATHOMABLE BRATWURST.: 22 [7d6=5,4,6,1,3,1,2]
May 27 22:16:01 <Dr-Kondraki> "Not you, them!"
May 27 22:16:04 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:16:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 27 [6d6=5,5,6,3,4,4]
May 27 22:16:11 <Break> "Fuck!"
May 27 22:16:11 * Agent_Strelnikov misses most of his shots.
May 27 22:16:13 <Dumount> 6d6 medic: Bonesaw Gerald
May 27 22:16:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, medic: Bonesaw Gerald: 25 [6d6=4,6,1,5,4,5]
May 27 22:16:21 * Break dives out of the way, tossing the jar at the Heavy guy.
May 27 22:16:24 <Gerald> 7d6 Fuck you. With a shotgun.
May 27 22:16:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Fuck you. With a shotgun.: 28 [7d6=2,5,6,4,4,2,5]
May 27 22:16:24 * Dumount sneaks up on Gerald with teh bonesaw
May 27 22:16:31 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Urine
May 27 22:16:32 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Urine: 25 [6d6=5,4,6,2,2,6]
May 27 22:16:35 * Dumount is fuck youed with teh shotgut
May 27 22:16:40 <Dr-Kondraki> [Yoric, that leaves you and me]
May 27 22:16:40 * Gerald turns Dumount's face into a red mist.
May 27 22:16:41 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Non-lethal urine
May 27 22:16:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Non-lethal urine: 23 [7d6=5,1,4,1,5,5,2]
May 27 22:16:44 * Dumount respawns
May 27 22:16:47 * Agent_Strelnikov is fucking covered in piss.
May 27 22:16:49 * Agent_Strelnikov is insulted.
May 27 22:16:57 * Dr_Love (ten.enilnotpo.nyd.36DDAF1F-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.enilnotpo.nyd.36DDAF1F-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 22:17:02 * Break takes up a new nest, and keeps her sights on Strel.
May 27 22:17:08 * pooryoric spots kondraki, and attacks!
May 27 22:17:09 * Gerald grabs some metal, and builds the other end of the teleporter by the point.
May 27 22:17:14 <Break> "Alright, pissy. Keep going. Just keep going…"
May 27 22:17:16 * Agent_Strelnikov is shamed. He returns to the blue side.
May 27 22:17:21 * Dr-Kondraki detonates all the stickies on the point.
May 27 22:17:23 <pooryoric> 6d6 DOINK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOINK
May 27 22:17:23 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DOINK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOINK: 25 [6d6=6,6,3,4,5,1]
May 27 22:17:25 <Dr_Love> [back, damn wireless]
May 27 22:17:28 <Dr-Kondraki> 20d6 GRENADES
May 27 22:17:28 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr-Kondraki, GRENADES: 70 [20d6=1,6,2,1,1,6,5,2,6,4,5,6,6,3,3,2,2,4,1,4]
May 27 22:17:31 <Break> 6d6 Lethal SHAME.
May 27 22:17:31 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal SHAME.: 12 [6d6=1,1,1,5,1,3]
May 27 22:17:38 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Sandwich.
May 27 22:17:38 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Sandwich.: 26 [7d6=3,3,3,3,6,3,5]
May 27 22:17:44 * Agent_Strelnikov is comforted by the sandwich.
May 27 22:17:45 <pooryoric> "AHHHHHHH"
May 27 22:17:47 * Dr-Kondraki blows himself and yoric into about a million billion chunks.
May 27 22:17:52 * Break 's shot goes fucking wide, and accidentally gives away her position.
May 27 22:17:53 * pooryoric asplodes nicely.
May 27 22:17:56 * Dr-Kondraki HAS DISCONNECTED
May 27 22:17:58 <Agent_Strelnikov> "BABY."
May 27 22:18:04 * Agent_Strelnikov spins around and fires a burst of fire at Break.
May 27 22:18:04 <Break> "Shit!"
May 27 22:18:06 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABY.
May 27 22:18:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABY.: 31 [7d6=5,5,6,1,6,6,2]
May 27 22:18:07 * Dr-Kondraki is now known as Samantha_Raelin
May 27 22:18:15 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:18:15 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 22 [6d6=3,3,1,5,6,4]
May 27 22:18:17 * Dumount respawsn AGAIN
May 27 22:18:19 <Dr_Love> [Ragequit? lol]
May 27 22:18:19 <Dumount> "Owie
May 27 22:18:21 * pooryoric respawns
May 27 22:18:30 * Break takes a good amount of rounds to the torso, and keels over.
May 27 22:18:31 * Gerald walks towards the control point.
May 27 22:18:36 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…"
May 27 22:18:38 * pooryoric is lost. again. "fucking map…"
May 27 22:18:40 * Samantha_Raelin immediately spawns at the RED spawn. She felt…stifled, by some kind of…suit?
May 27 22:18:47 * Agent_Strelnikov isn't sure how he feels about this.
May 27 22:18:53 <Break> [Oh. FUCK.]
May 27 22:18:56 <Dr_Love> [oh god pyro kondraki]
May 27 22:19:02 * Dumount blinks
May 27 22:19:10 * Agent_Strelnikov marches back to the BLU control point.
May 27 22:19:13 <Gerald> [There's a teleporter at the respawn heading close to the blu point.
May 27 22:19:15 <Gerald> ]
May 27 22:19:20 * Samantha_Raelin was carrying a massive gun, with a container of some kind of gas….oh this could be fun.
May 27 22:19:27 * Break picks a -different- spot to work from.
May 27 22:19:29 <Samantha_Raelin> "Mhmmphghhh!"
May 27 22:19:30 <Dumount> 6d6 bownsawing Strelnikov
May 27 22:19:30 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bownsawing Strelnikov: 17 [6d6=2,1,3,3,5,3]
May 27 22:19:39 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 NOT BE BOWN SAWED
May 27 22:19:39 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, NOT BE BOWN SAWED: 25 [7d6=6,3,1,1,3,6,5]
May 27 22:19:41 <Break> [Sam takes Kon's place at 1 on the d3.]
May 27 22:19:43 * Dumount attempts to bonesaw the heavy
May 27 22:19:45 <pooryoric> "where the hell am i?"
May 27 22:19:46 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:19:47 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
May 27 22:19:47 * Dumount fails
May 27 22:19:51 * Agent_Strelnikov punches Dumount in the face.
May 27 22:19:58 * Dumount is punched
May 27 22:20:01 <Dumount> "That hurt, dude"
May 27 22:20:06 * Dumount dies
May 27 22:20:07 * Break sighs. That Russian -again-? Well,at least he's distracted with the punching.
May 27 22:20:07 * Samantha_Raelin charges off, and immediately sees the highly annoying Dumount, in an even more annoying getup. She hits the trigger.
May 27 22:20:19 <Break> But wait! A twofer!
May 27 22:20:21 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Flamethrowers!
May 27 22:20:21 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Flamethrowers!: 27 [6d6=6,2,4,4,5,6]
May 27 22:20:37 * Break aims at Strelnikov first, then moves on to Sam.
May 27 22:20:45 <Break> 6d6 Onefer!
May 27 22:20:45 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Onefer!: 17 [6d6=3,3,2,4,4,1]
May 27 22:20:46 * Agent_Strelnikov keeps punching. Unfathomable bloodlust.
May 27 22:20:48 <Break> 6d6 Twofer!
May 27 22:20:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Twofer!: 14 [6d6=1,2,1,5,2,3]
May 27 22:20:56 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Hurf
May 27 22:20:56 * Break 's shots go fucking wide. Again.
May 27 22:20:56 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Hurf: 29 [7d6=3,1,5,5,5,6,4]
May 27 22:21:03 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6 + 3 True Grit
May 27 22:21:03 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, + 3 True Grit: 19 [5d6=4,4,5,1,5]
May 27 22:21:27 * Break gets the fuck out of there, moving closer to enemy territory. Perhaps the risk will be worth it.
May 27 22:21:33 * Samantha_Raelin sees the shot go wild, and sees the muzzle flash. Immediately, she pulls out a flaregun and returns fire.
May 27 22:21:45 <Break> "Shitshitshitshit!"
May 27 22:21:46 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Flareguns!
May 27 22:21:46 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Flareguns!: 23 [6d6=5,3,3,2,6,4]
May 27 22:21:49 <Agent_Strelnikov> [is raelin on red or blue]
May 27 22:21:50 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:21:50 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 20 [6d6=5,1,4,2,5,3]
May 27 22:21:53 <Samantha_Raelin> [Blue]
May 27 22:21:56 <Agent_Strelnikov> [ok cool]
May 27 22:22:09 <Samantha_Raelin> [I accidentally said RED]
May 27 22:22:12 * Break returns the favor with…..a jar?
May 27 22:22:14 <pooryoric> [but, she spawned at RED?]
May 27 22:22:18 <Break> 6d6 Jarate Bitch
May 27 22:22:18 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Jarate Bitch: 25 [6d6=6,6,5,3,2,3]
May 27 22:22:28 <Samantha_Raelin> [You're too far to use Jarate]
May 27 22:22:34 <Break> [Fine.]
May 27 22:22:35 <Samantha_Raelin> [And you're also ON FIRE]
May 27 22:22:43 * Dr_Love respawns. "Goddamn lag"
May 27 22:23:00 * Break nervously looks around. Where the fuck is a good source of water?
May 27 22:23:32 * pooryoric spots dumount.
May 27 22:23:39 * Break is NOT going to resort to using the contents of the jar to put this shit out.
May 27 22:23:39 * Gerald bumps into Yoric. He glares, quickly pulls up his shotgun to bear.
May 27 22:23:44 <pooryoric> "dumount! supercharge me!"
May 27 22:23:47 <Gerald> 7d6 Shotty bang bang
May 27 22:23:48 * Samantha_Raelin looks for more things to set fire to, and looks at Strel. "Mmmmphghgh!"
May 27 22:23:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Shotty bang bang: 31 [7d6=6,5,4,2,4,5,5]
May 27 22:23:58 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…What?"
May 27 22:24:05 * Agent_Strelnikov follows Raelin.
May 27 22:24:08 <Dr_Love> [who'd on blue?]
May 27 22:24:11 <Samantha_Raelin> "Mrggh, Mmmmgh mmm!"
May 27 22:24:11 <pooryoric> 5d6 DUMOUNT YOU HACK!
May 27 22:24:11 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DUMOUNT YOU HACK!: 12 [5d6=1,4,2,3,2]
May 27 22:24:12 * Break hops into a small pool for a moment, then fucking runs.
May 27 22:24:22 * pooryoric is shot. a lot.
May 27 22:24:36 * pooryoric survives.
May 27 22:24:41 * pooryoric runs away.
May 27 22:24:47 * Rights has quit (Ping timeout)
May 27 22:24:47 * Break dives into an old shack and scans the area.
May 27 22:24:50 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:24:51 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
May 27 22:24:55 <Dr_Love> [is teamkill on?]
May 27 22:24:56 <Gerald> [No.]
May 27 22:25:00 <pooryoric> "dumount!"
May 27 22:25:02 <Break> Ah, the pyro who did this to her. This would be fun.
May 27 22:25:03 <Dr_Love> [good]
May 27 22:25:06 * Samantha_Raelin seems to try and indicate for Strel to stay at the point, but is having difficulties.
May 27 22:25:07 <pooryoric> "duuuumooouuuuuuuunt!"
May 27 22:25:13 * Agent_Strelnikov keeps following Raelin.
May 27 22:25:15 <Dr_Love> [break, what team are you on?]
May 27 22:25:15 * Gerald pounces on Dumount next.
May 27 22:25:15 * Dumount appears
May 27 22:25:19 * Samantha_Raelin runs off towards the likely sniper spots.
May 27 22:25:20 * Dumount gives healings to Yoric
May 27 22:25:21 <Gerald> 7d6 It's a fucking shotgun
May 27 22:25:21 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, It's a fucking shotgun: 19 [7d6=2,3,1,4,3,4,2]
May 27 22:25:22 <pooryoric> [ours, love.]
May 27 22:25:23 * Break aims, hoping to go for the twofer again.
May 27 22:25:28 <Dr_Love> [good]
May 27 22:25:30 <Dumount> 6d6 heal yoric before death
May 27 22:25:31 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, heal yoric before death: 19 [6d6=3,1,1,6,2,6]
May 27 22:25:32 * Break takes one shot at each, the first at Raelin.
May 27 22:25:35 <Break> 6d6 Onefer!
May 27 22:25:36 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Onefer!: 26 [6d6=1,5,5,6,3,6]
May 27 22:25:37 <Dumount> (HA!)
May 27 22:25:38 <Break> 6d6 Twofer!
May 27 22:25:38 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Twofer!: 20 [6d6=2,5,6,2,3,2]
May 27 22:25:42 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Baby
May 27 22:25:42 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Baby: 24 [7d6=6,3,1,5,4,4,1]
May 27 22:25:46 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6 +3 TRUE GRIT
May 27 22:25:47 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, +3 TRUE GRIT: 21 [5d6=2,6,6,4,3]
May 27 22:25:51 <Break> "Bang."
May 27 22:26:00 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…BABBIIEEEESSS."
May 27 22:26:03 * Agent_Strelnikov fires back at Break.
May 27 22:26:06 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KABOOM
May 27 22:26:06 <pooryoric> 7d6 freshly healed counter doink!
May 27 22:26:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KABOOM: 22 [7d6=1,3,2,6,5,2,3]
May 27 22:26:06 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, freshly healed counter doink!: 25 [7d6=1,3,1,6,6,2,6]
May 27 22:26:15 * Dr_Love takes on heavy's appearance, and goes hunting.
May 27 22:26:15 * Samantha_Raelin takes a non-head shot, and is dropped to half health.
May 27 22:26:16 <Gerald> 7d6 ARGH, DIE
May 27 22:26:16 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, ARGH, DIE: 20 [7d6=3,1,5,4,3,3,1]
May 27 22:26:21 * Break ducks back into the shack after taking her shot.
May 27 22:26:23 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:26:23 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 21 [6d6=3,5,1,1,5,6]
May 27 22:26:31 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesaw
May 27 22:26:31 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesaw: 20 [6d6=4,1,6,2,1,6]
May 27 22:26:37 <Samantha_Raelin> "Mphmmr Mfcrrr"
May 27 22:26:41 * Dumount uses bonesaw on Gerald
May 27 22:26:52 * Break takes a round to the offhand.
May 27 22:26:53 * Dumount fails to hit gerald, but gerald fails to hit him
May 27 22:27:01 <pooryoric> 7d6 +++KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KI-wait, wrong game.
May 27 22:27:02 * Agent_Strelnikov pursues. He is in the offensive now.
May 27 22:27:02 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, +++KILLFRENZY KILLFRENZY KI-wait, wrong game.: 22 [7d6=3,4,5,3,1,5,1]
May 27 22:27:08 <Gerald> [Bit late for that]
May 27 22:27:12 * Break moves to the other window and takes aim and the angry Ruskie.
May 27 22:27:15 * Samantha_Raelin comes up upon the shack, and unleashes some close range flamethrowing.
May 27 22:27:17 <Break> 6d6 Bang.
May 27 22:27:17 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Bang.: 27 [6d6=3,4,3,5,6,6]
May 27 22:27:21 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Not bang
May 27 22:27:21 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Not bang: 28 [7d6=1,5,6,6,3,2,5]
May 27 22:27:26 <Gerald> [You healed Yoric, like you were trying to, but died in the process.]
May 27 22:27:27 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Flamethrowing!
May 27 22:27:27 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Flamethrowing!: 25 [6d6=6,6,2,5,1,5]
May 27 22:27:30 <Dumount> (I got 20, you got 20, draw gerald)
May 27 22:27:32 * pooryoric attacks nothing and curses his lag.
May 27 22:27:32 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:27:32 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 13 [6d6=4,2,1,4,1,1]
May 27 22:27:38 <Dumount> (And for that it was 19 and 19)
May 27 22:27:45 <Gerald> [You were rolling to heal Yoric, not kill me.]
May 27 22:27:46 * Break makes a rush for the exit, but gets trapped inside by the flames.
May 27 22:27:59 <Dumount> [point]
May 27 22:28:01 * Samantha_Raelin laughs maniacally, but it comes out all muffled and creepy.
May 27 22:28:03 * Dumount respawns
May 27 22:28:07 * Break promptly burns quite nicely.
May 27 22:28:16 * Dumount bonesaws Samanta to free break
May 27 22:28:19 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:28:20 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 22 [6d6=6,3,2,5,3,3]
May 27 22:28:29 * Samantha_Raelin heads off to find another target, but it comes to her instead!
May 27 22:28:29 * Dumount doesn't realise that break's already down
May 27 22:28:30 * Agent_Strelnikov steps over Break's body.
May 27 22:28:31 * Break angrily respawns, and immediately sets out for revenge.
May 27 22:28:32 * Gerald respawned, then steps through the teleporter he had set up, putting him back close to the enemy point.
May 27 22:28:37 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6 +3 TRUE GRIT
May 27 22:28:37 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, +3 TRUE GRIT: 17 [5d6=4,3,6,2,2]
May 27 22:28:41 <Dr_Love> [heh I can only take on the appearance of other players, right? I can't look like a medic if there isn't one on their team?]
May 27 22:28:43 * Break checks back at the shack.
May 27 22:28:46 * Samantha_Raelin is bad to the bonesaw'd
May 27 22:28:50 * Agent_Strelnikov is in the shack!
May 27 22:28:52 <Break> [Another opportunity for a twofer, or is one gone?]
May 27 22:28:54 * Samantha_Raelin respawns.
May 27 22:28:59 * Agent_Strelnikov puts away the chaingun. FISTICUFFS.
May 27 22:29:05 * Dumount laughs
May 27 22:29:06 <Samantha_Raelin> [KGB]
May 27 22:29:09 * Break aims at the unarmed heavy.
May 27 22:29:12 * Gerald decides to build a sentry by the teleport exit.
May 27 22:29:12 <Agent_Strelnikov> [hells yes]
May 27 22:29:14 * Dumount charges on Strelnikov, bonesawout
May 27 22:29:18 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesaw
May 27 22:29:18 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesaw: 25 [6d6=6,1,6,5,1,6]
May 27 22:29:22 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:29:23 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 28 [6d6=6,6,4,5,1,6]
May 27 22:29:26 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KGB
May 27 22:29:27 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB: 25 [7d6=6,4,4,2,6,2,1]
May 27 22:29:33 <Break> "And STAY there!"
May 27 22:29:38 * Samantha_Raelin heads off…but spots…Strel? No, wait, Strel was at the shack! SPY CHECK.
May 27 22:29:44 * Agent_Strelnikov swats Dumount away but is dropped by Break. Another piece of his heart is shot away.
May 27 22:29:48 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Flamethrowing!
May 27 22:29:49 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Flamethrowing!: 17 [6d6=2,2,2,2,5,4]
May 27 22:30:02 * Break checks for either of the remaining two.
May 27 22:30:03 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:30:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
May 27 22:30:04 <Dr_Love> 5d6 aren't I fast?
May 27 22:30:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Dr_Love, aren't I fast?: 14 [5d6=1,2,2,4,5]
May 27 22:30:06 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesaw take 2
May 27 22:30:06 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesaw take 2: 28 [6d6=4,6,3,5,5,5]
May 27 22:30:12 <Dr_Love> [got me]
May 27 22:30:18 * Agent_Strelnikov walks out of the spawn.
May 27 22:30:19 * Break gets the hell out of there.
May 27 22:30:21 <pooryoric> [no, I'M fast.]
May 27 22:30:25 <Dr_Love> "FUCKFUCKFUCKFIREFUCK!]
May 27 22:30:29 <Break> "Where the hell did the pyromaniac go?"
May 27 22:30:35 * pooryoric spots strelnikov.
May 27 22:30:41 * Agent_Strelnikov spots yoric.
May 27 22:30:42 * Samantha_Raelin catches the Spy on fire, and puts aside the flamethrower for a wicked fireaxe covered in barbwire.
May 27 22:30:44 <pooryoric> 7d6 MAH SAMMICH.
May 27 22:30:45 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, MAH SAMMICH.: 25 [7d6=4,2,6,3,2,4,4]
May 27 22:30:49 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 No. Mine.
May 27 22:30:49 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, No. Mine.: 21 [7d6=3,3,3,2,3,2,5]
May 27 22:30:50 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:30:50 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
May 27 22:30:58 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 May I AXE you a question?
May 27 22:30:58 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, May I AXE you a question?: 23 [6d6=6,5,4,5,1,2]
May 27 22:31:04 * Break climbs up the tower.
May 27 22:31:05 * Dumount prowls the halls looking for anyone to bonesaw
May 27 22:31:05 * Agent_Strelnikov hnnghhh.
May 27 22:31:06 <pooryoric> 7d6 fine, fine, the second doink.
May 27 22:31:07 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, fine, fine, the second doink.: 22 [7d6=5,5,3,1,3,2,3]
May 27 22:31:13 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 NOOOO
May 27 22:31:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, NOOOO: 31 [7d6=2,2,5,6,6,6,4]
May 27 22:31:14 * Dr_Love takes an axe to the face. Dead.
May 27 22:31:14 * Gerald looks proudly at the sentry. Some more metal, and he could level it up!
May 27 22:31:15 * Break settles at the top and aims at the fool with the hard hat.
May 27 22:31:23 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:31:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 19 [6d6=3,2,5,1,6,2]
May 27 22:31:28 * Dumount attacks Gerald
May 27 22:31:31 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesaw
May 27 22:31:32 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesaw: 21 [6d6=4,6,4,1,1,5]
May 27 22:31:32 <Gerald> 5d6 Shit happens
May 27 22:31:32 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Shit happens: 24 [5d6=5,6,5,2,6]
May 27 22:31:38 * Dumount is fucked
May 27 22:31:38 * pooryoric runs away.
May 27 22:31:43 * Break clips Dumount's heel.
May 27 22:31:45 <Gerald> 7d6 Aha, still a shotgun
May 27 22:31:45 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Aha, still a shotgun: 24 [7d6=4,4,1,6,2,2,5]
May 27 22:31:47 <Break> "YOU IDIOT!"
May 27 22:31:53 <pooryoric> "duuuuuuumoooooouuuuuuunnnnnt!"
May 27 22:31:53 * Samantha_Raelin raises the axe high into the air, triumphantly. Time to take care of that doctor.
May 27 22:31:58 <Dr_Love> [can i take the appearance of other classes the other team aren't using? as it, can I look like a medic if the other team doesn't have one?"
May 27 22:32:05 <Dr_Love> ]
May 27 22:32:08 <Samantha_Raelin> [Yes, but it's not wise]
May 27 22:32:08 <Dumount> [Yes]
May 27 22:32:19 * Agent_Strelnikov stops and eats the sandwich.
May 27 22:32:26 * Gerald grabs Dumount by the collar, shoves the shotgun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
May 27 22:32:31 <Dr_Love> [Heh, I'd probably look like another staff member]
May 27 22:32:40 * Break takes a second shot at the shotgunner.
May 27 22:32:43 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:32:44 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 23 [6d6=6,3,2,4,3,5]
May 27 22:32:45 <Gerald> "Eat it, punk!"
May 27 22:32:46 * Samantha_Raelin heads off, just to see Dumount get splattered.
May 27 22:32:51 <Break> "Oh, don't take so long."
May 27 22:33:03 <Gerald> 5d6 Oh hell, sniper
May 27 22:33:03 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Oh hell, sniper: 21 [5d6=3,6,3,3,6]
May 27 22:33:11 * Samantha_Raelin knows what's coming next, and ducks into the hallways of the RED base.
May 27 22:33:13 * Gerald 's head disappears.
May 27 22:33:19 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Gerald!"
May 27 22:33:23 * Agent_Strelnikov BABBIEIEEEESSSS
May 27 22:33:33 * Agent_Strelnikov fires at the sniper again jesus christ
May 27 22:33:33 * Break reloads, and goes for Sam next as she shows up.
May 27 22:33:34 * Dumount sees Raelin
May 27 22:33:36 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Baby
May 27 22:33:36 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Baby: 20 [7d6=3,1,3,5,1,3,4]
May 27 22:33:39 * Dumount gets out the bonesaw
May 27 22:33:41 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:33:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 13 [6d6=2,3,1,1,3,3]
May 27 22:33:45 <Dumount> 6d6 bad to the bonesaw
May 27 22:33:46 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bad to the bonesaw: 18 [6d6=2,1,6,3,4,2]
May 27 22:33:49 * Break dives…..out of the tower.
May 27 22:33:54 <Break> 6d6 Wiles and Stupidity
May 27 22:33:54 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles and Stupidity: 17 [6d6=3,4,2,2,1,5]
May 27 22:34:02 * Samantha_Raelin sees Dumount, and fires the flare gun, followed by the Axe.
May 27 22:34:04 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Finish her!
May 27 22:34:04 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Finish her!: 17 [7d6=1,4,3,2,4,1,2]
May 27 22:34:04 * Gerald sees a person fall out of the tower.
May 27 22:34:09 <Gerald> "Why hello thar."
May 27 22:34:13 * Break , nonetheless, takes the rounds.
May 27 22:34:14 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Axe and gunplay plz.
May 27 22:34:14 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Axe and gunplay plz.: 19 [6d6=2,4,6,5,1,1]
May 27 22:34:33 * Break rolls out of the way, taking out her machete.
May 27 22:34:38 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:34:38 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 24 [6d6=6,1,4,4,3,6]
May 27 22:34:38 * Dumount lost by 1 point
May 27 22:34:40 * pooryoric runs up behind gerald.
May 27 22:34:41 * Dumount is killed
May 27 22:34:45 * Gerald advances on Break.
May 27 22:34:50 <pooryoric> 7d6 haha!
May 27 22:34:50 * Samantha_Raelin splatters Dumount aganist the wall.
May 27 22:34:50 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, haha!: 25 [7d6=4,5,3,2,4,2,5]
May 27 22:34:57 <Gerald> 5d6 Aw shit
May 27 22:34:58 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Aw shit: 18 [5d6=6,2,1,4,5]
May 27 22:35:03 <Break> "Alright, tiger. Come on."
May 27 22:35:11 * Agent_Strelnikov KGB.
May 27 22:35:12 * Gerald respawns. Again.
May 27 22:35:14 * Agent_Strelnikov KGB CHARGE.
May 27 22:35:17 * Samantha_Raelin makes his way to Break's tower, and sneak up behind her with the flame thrower…she fingers the button on the canister.
May 27 22:35:21 * Gerald steps through the teleporter. Again.
May 27 22:35:23 <Break> [Fell out.]
May 27 22:35:25 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KGB.
May 27 22:35:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB.: 17 [7d6=1,3,2,1,6,1,3]
May 27 22:35:29 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:35:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 19 [6d6=6,5,2,2,2,2]
May 27 22:35:31 * Gerald checks his sentry.
May 27 22:35:33 <Samantha_Raelin> [Never mind]
May 27 22:35:37 * Break ducks and weaves, then goes for the face!
May 27 22:35:41 <Break> Always the face.
May 27 22:36:00 <Break> 6d6 It's a Good Job, Mate
May 27 22:36:00 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, It's a Good Job, Mate: 18 [6d6=4,2,4,2,5,1]
May 27 22:36:06 * Samantha_Raelin jumps out of the tower like a lunatic, and comes down on Break, flamethrower firing, like a comet falling from the sky.
May 27 22:36:10 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KGB AGAIN.
May 27 22:36:10 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB AGAIN.: 27 [7d6=2,6,4,6,5,1,3]
May 27 22:36:12 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 BONZAI
May 27 22:36:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, BONZAI: 16 [6d6=2,4,3,3,1,3]
May 27 22:36:23 * Break 's swing misses completely.
May 27 22:36:30 * pooryoric attacks samantha from behind!
May 27 22:36:34 * Break gets the fuck out!
May 27 22:36:39 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6+3 True Grit
May 27 22:36:40 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, True Grit: 24 [5d6=3,4,3,6,5]
May 27 22:36:42 <Break> 6d6 Counter-BONZAI!
May 27 22:36:42 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Counter-BONZAI!: 19 [6d6=4,5,2,2,5,1]
May 27 22:36:43 <pooryoric> 7d6 i'm a force of nature!
May 27 22:36:43 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, i'm a force of nature!: 25 [7d6=6,6,5,2,1,2,3]
May 27 22:36:49 * Dumount attempts to get Strelnikov with his bonesaw
May 27 22:36:53 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesaw
May 27 22:36:53 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesaw: 21 [6d6=3,4,1,3,6,4]
May 27 22:36:58 * Samantha_Raelin is bonked out of comission.
May 27 22:37:02 <Break> "See you later, tiger!"
May 27 22:37:06 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…"
May 27 22:37:11 * Agent_Strelnikov waves!
May 27 22:37:17 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KILL THE SCOUT INSTEAD
May 27 22:37:17 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KILL THE SCOUT INSTEAD: 22 [7d6=1,3,2,5,6,3,2]
May 27 22:37:23 * Gerald spots Break.
May 27 22:37:24 <pooryoric> "for the love of god, why do you call him tiger?"
May 27 22:37:26 * Rights (~ten.tww.lsd.9328767C-CRInys|alliztahc#ten.tww.lsd.9328767C-CRInys|alliztahc) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 22:37:31 <Dumount> 6d6 bonesawing Rights
May 27 22:37:32 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, bonesawing Rights: 21 [6d6=4,2,2,5,2,6]
May 27 22:37:32 <Agent_Strelnikov> "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH."
May 27 22:37:32 <pooryoric> 7d6 oh, shit
May 27 22:37:33 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, oh, shit: 27 [7d6=5,3,4,6,3,4,2]
May 27 22:37:35 * Break heads back to a different nest.
May 27 22:37:38 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:37:38 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
May 27 22:37:40 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rights
May 27 22:37:43 <Samantha_Raelin> [Rights, you wanna join?]
May 27 22:37:45 * pooryoric dodges. a lot.
May 27 22:37:45 <Break> "Hard hat guy again?"
May 27 22:37:50 <Rights> [nooo[
May 27 22:37:55 * Gerald levels up his sentry.
May 27 22:37:57 <Samantha_Raelin> [you SUCK]
May 27 22:38:06 * Break aims at the guy who is leveling up his sentry.
May 27 22:38:11 * Samantha_Raelin decides this isn't working quite as well as she hoped.
May 27 22:38:13 <Rights> [ :< ]
May 27 22:38:22 * Samantha_Raelin vanishes into the spawn point…
May 27 22:38:28 <Break> 6d6 Like Nerdy Fish in a Barrel
May 27 22:38:28 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Like Nerdy Fish in a Barrel: 16 [6d6=1,4,2,4,4,1]
May 27 22:38:29 * Agent_Strelnikov follows yoric.
May 27 22:38:39 <Gerald> 5d6 Huh?
May 27 22:38:39 * Dumount attempts to bonesaw Strelnikov
May 27 22:38:40 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Huh?: 18 [5d6=2,6,2,4,4]
May 27 22:38:42 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:38:42 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 24 [6d6=1,5,5,4,5,4]
May 27 22:38:47 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 KGB
May 27 22:38:47 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB: 33 [7d6=6,5,5,6,4,1,6]
May 27 22:38:53 * Dumount is killed
May 27 22:38:54 * Break sees a flash against the sentry.
May 27 22:38:54 * Gerald bends over and a bullet whizzes over his head.
May 27 22:38:57 * pooryoric runs.
May 27 22:39:00 * Agent_Strelnikov now has critical KGB.
May 27 22:39:05 <pooryoric> 7d6 why me, why me?
May 27 22:39:05 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, why me, why me?: 21 [7d6=5,4,4,3,2,1,2]
May 27 22:39:13 <Agent_Strelnikov> 8d6 KGB
May 27 22:39:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB: 29 [8d6=3,2,5,6,3,6,3,1]
May 27 22:39:14 * Break reloads and takes another shot.
May 27 22:39:15 * Gerald realizes sniper, and runs.
May 27 22:39:29 <Break> 6d6 Now It's a Nerdy Clay Pigeon
May 27 22:39:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Now It's a Nerdy Clay Pigeon: 20 [6d6=4,1,4,4,1,6]
May 27 22:39:37 * Agent_Strelnikov punches yoric in the face.
May 27 22:39:48 * pooryoric wonders how the bigass russian can even afford that many bullets.
May 27 22:39:52 <Gerald> 5d6 Run!
May 27 22:39:52 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Run!: 16 [5d6=1,2,2,6,5]
May 27 22:39:59 * Break pulls the trigger.
May 27 22:40:01 * Agent_Strelnikov 's critical KGB is extended.
May 27 22:40:05 * Agent_Strelnikov approaches Break.
May 27 22:40:06 <pooryoric> "my blood! you punched out ALL my blood."
May 27 22:40:11 <Agent_Strelnikov> 8d6 KGB HER IN THE HEAD
May 27 22:40:11 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB HER IN THE HEAD: 27 [8d6=1,3,3,3,6,4,4,3]
May 27 22:40:14 * Bright (ten.labolgcbs.imzmlk.lsd.B21C6A51-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.imzmlk.lsd.B21C6A51-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 22:40:14 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Bright
May 27 22:40:18 * Gerald notices there is a bullet lodged somewhere in the vicinity of his neck. How inconvenient.
May 27 22:40:23 * Samantha_Raelin waits for the shell to hit the ground, and comes out of the shadows before Strel attacks.
May 27 22:40:25 * Obsidian (ten.tsacmoc.am.1dsh.DF4FD0DC-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.am.1dsh.DF4FD0DC-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 22:40:27 <Samantha_Raelin> [INTERRUPT]
May 27 22:40:31 * Break looks to the Ruskie.
May 27 22:40:34 * Gerald respawns again. Dammit.
May 27 22:40:35 <Break> "Uh…hi, tiger!"
May 27 22:40:39 <Break> "How's life?"
May 27 22:40:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…Hyel-lo!"
May 27 22:40:45 * Agent_Strelnikov smiles.
May 27 22:40:50 * Samantha_Raelin attempts to embedd a dagger in between Break's vertebre.
May 27 22:40:50 <Break> "Listen, I'm sorry about that little fiasco back there."
May 27 22:40:57 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Oh."
May 27 22:40:59 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Daggers? what?
May 27 22:40:59 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Daggers? what?: 19 [6d6=3,3,6,1,5,1]
May 27 22:41:02 * Agent_Strelnikov offers her a critical sandwich.
May 27 22:41:11 * Break hears some footsteps.
May 27 22:41:14 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:41:15 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 26 [6d6=4,6,6,1,3,6]
May 27 22:41:28 * Break ducks and rolls….behind Raelin.
May 27 22:41:37 * Dumount attempts to overcharge Break
May 27 22:41:41 <Dumount> 6d6 medicine
May 27 22:41:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, medicine: 20 [6d6=2,4,2,3,4,5]
May 27 22:41:42 * Agent_Strelnikov waves at Break and sees Dumount.
May 27 22:41:53 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 BABY
May 27 22:41:53 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BABY: 32 [7d6=6,5,4,6,2,6,3]
May 27 22:42:01 * Break , opting for crude humor instead of professional behavior, promptly spashes a jar of piss in the back of Sam's head.
May 27 22:42:01 * Gerald sees Dmitri waving, and runs in that direction.
May 27 22:42:11 <Break> 6d6 Potty Humor
May 27 22:42:12 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Potty Humor: 16 [6d6=4,1,4,2,2,3]
May 27 22:42:22 * Agent_Strelnikov swings at Dumount.
May 27 22:42:22 <Dumount> 6d6 fucking STRELL
May 27 22:42:22 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, fucking STRELL: 13 [6d6=1,4,2,3,2,1]
May 27 22:42:25 * Dumount dies
May 27 22:42:27 * Samantha_Raelin falls dead, oddly enough, as the Jarate takes effect. Probably from shame.
May 27 22:42:30 * Dumount is baby
May 27 22:42:34 * Agent_Strelnikov gets another critical boost for his KGB.
May 27 22:42:49 * Gerald grins as he approaches Break, shotgun at the ready.
May 27 22:42:51 * Break stays behind the corner, and leans in slightly to aim and Strel.
May 27 22:42:56 <Gerald> 7d6 Payback.
May 27 22:42:57 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Payback.: 21 [7d6=2,3,6,4,3,1,2]
May 27 22:42:57 <Break> 6d6 Lethal BETRAYAL
May 27 22:42:58 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal BETRAYAL: 30 [6d6=6,6,6,4,3,5]
May 27 22:43:03 <Agent_Strelnikov> 8D6 NOOOO
May 27 22:43:08 <Agent_Strelnikov> 8d6 NOOOOO
May 27 22:43:08 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, NOOOOO: 24 [8d6=1,1,5,4,3,1,5,4]
May 27 22:43:15 * Samantha_Raelin A few seconds go by, and shots ring out!
May 27 22:43:16 <Break> "Payback."
May 27 22:43:20 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 WHAT
May 27 22:43:21 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, WHAT: 21 [6d6=4,2,6,4,2,3]
May 27 22:43:26 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 OH SHIT
May 27 22:43:26 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, OH SHIT: 20 [6d6=2,5,3,1,6,3]
May 27 22:43:28 * Break sees a shadow behind her.
May 27 22:43:31 * Gerald pulls the trigger as break is firing.
May 27 22:43:54 * Break 's head promptly vanishes in a fantastic crimson spray.
May 27 22:43:55 <Samantha_Raelin> [Roll defense]
May 27 22:43:56 * Dumount sneaks into base and grabs the papers whie everyone's distracted by Break
May 27 22:44:02 * pooryoric draws his own shotgun.
May 27 22:44:03 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:44:03 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 22 [6d6=3,4,2,5,3,5]
May 27 22:44:04 * Agent_Strelnikov stands over Break's body.
May 27 22:44:06 <Gerald> "Payback."
May 27 22:44:14 <Break> The air smells of iron.
May 27 22:44:17 <pooryoric> "hey, gerald?"
May 27 22:44:20 * Agent_Strelnikov really isn't sure what to think.
May 27 22:44:26 * Agent_Strelnikov decides to kill Yoric again.
May 27 22:44:29 * Dr_Love has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
May 27 22:44:30 * Gerald whips around, shotgun ready.
May 27 22:44:30 <Agent_Strelnikov> 8d6 KGB!
May 27 22:44:30 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, KGB!: 25 [8d6=3,3,4,1,2,5,2,5]
May 27 22:44:32 <pooryoric> 7d6 force-a-nature!
May 27 22:44:33 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, force-a-nature!: 31 [7d6=5,2,6,6,6,4,2]
May 27 22:44:40 <Gerald> 7d6 Hey look, two on one.
May 27 22:44:40 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Hey look, two on one.: 22 [7d6=3,2,6,5,4,1,1]
May 27 22:44:41 * Samantha_Raelin emerges from the shadows, swinging a gold pocket watch around, and holstering a large, cannon of a gun with an image of Yoric's mother on it.
May 27 22:44:48 <Samantha_Raelin> [Dead Ringer :D]
May 27 22:45:04 * Break respawns, and bitches about headaches.
May 27 22:45:04 * Samantha_Raelin kicks the simulacrum on the floor.
May 27 22:45:10 <Gerald> [Yoric, you can kill Dmitri or me, your choice.]
May 27 22:45:21 <Gerald> [Either way, you die.]
May 27 22:45:22 * A_Fat_Ghost (PI.7D978761.21148314.9BBC8673|tibbiM#PI.7D978761.21148314.9BBC8673|tibbiM) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 22:45:22 * ChanServ sets mode +a #FieldWork A_Fat_Ghost
May 27 22:45:22 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to A_Fat_Ghost
May 27 22:45:36 <pooryoric> [ strelnikov. sorry, dude.]
May 27 22:45:40 * Samantha_Raelin decides to make the choice for him, and sneak up while he's distracted to put a knife in his back.
May 27 22:45:42 <Agent_Strelnikov> [FAGGOTTSSSSSS]
May 27 22:45:43 * Agent_Strelnikov respawns.
May 27 22:45:48 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Knife!
May 27 22:45:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Knife!: 25 [6d6=6,5,2,3,5,4]
May 27 22:45:49 <pooryoric> [first time for everything, eh?]
May 27 22:45:53 <Agent_Strelnikov> [hehehe]
May 27 22:45:59 * pooryoric respawns.
May 27 22:46:04 * Break goes back to the tower, and scans the battlefield.
May 27 22:46:07 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:46:08 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
May 27 22:46:09 <Break> 1d3
May 27 22:46:10 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
May 27 22:46:11 * Gerald builds a sentry on the tower.
May 27 22:46:19 * Samantha_Raelin checks her watch. "Time's running out for the REDs."
May 27 22:46:20 <Break> "Hardhat and Firebitch."
May 27 22:46:31 <Samantha_Raelin> "If they don't cap the point, they'll lose."
May 27 22:46:36 <pooryoric> "wow, break. calm down."
May 27 22:46:44 * Break center's Hard Hat's head in her scope.
May 27 22:46:50 <Break> "Jesus fuck, go for the point, dammit!"
May 27 22:46:53 <Break> "I'll cover!"
May 27 22:47:01 <Break> 6d6 Testing Hat Hardness
May 27 22:47:01 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Testing Hat Hardness: 23 [6d6=4,6,3,2,2,6]
May 27 22:47:02 * Gerald works hard, building a sentry at the sniper spot.
May 27 22:47:02 * pooryoric runs for the fucking point.
May 27 22:47:04 * Agent_Strelnikov stands on the point.
May 27 22:47:07 * Dumount goes for the fucking point
May 27 22:47:10 * Agent_Strelnikov spins up Sasha.
May 27 22:47:11 * Samantha_Raelin pulls out her Ambassador. "Time to put that girl down for good."
May 27 22:47:17 <Dumount> 6d6 go for the fucking point
May 27 22:47:17 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, go for the fucking point: 16 [6d6=3,3,4,2,1,3]
May 27 22:47:17 * Gerald then decides to go back.
May 27 22:47:18 <pooryoric> 7d6 oh, hi red.
May 27 22:47:18 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, oh, hi red.: 19 [7d6=4,3,1,6,2,1,2]
May 27 22:47:24 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 HOLD THE LINE
May 27 22:47:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, HOLD THE LINE: 16 [7d6=1,1,2,4,1,1,6]
May 27 22:47:28 * Gerald walks to the point.
May 27 22:47:33 <Break> [Gerald, defense.]
May 27 22:47:33 <Gerald> "Shit, they're here!"
May 27 22:47:38 <Dumount> (Yoric and Dumount fuck Strelnikov up
May 27 22:47:42 <Dumount> (Together)
May 27 22:47:49 <Break> [Beat 23.]
May 27 22:47:50 * Agent_Strelnikov respawns.
May 27 22:47:51 <Dumount> 6d6 overcharge yoric
May 27 22:47:52 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, overcharge yoric: 22 [6d6=4,6,5,1,1,5]
May 27 22:47:52 * pooryoric blasts strelnikov waaaaaay back.
May 27 22:47:58 <Samantha_Raelin> [WAIT WIAT WIAT]
May 27 22:47:59 <Gerald> [Oh]
May 27 22:48:06 <Samantha_Raelin> YOU DO NOT ADD THE ROLLS
May 27 22:48:07 <pooryoric> [ys?]
May 27 22:48:12 <Gerald> 5d6 goddammit
May 27 22:48:12 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, goddammit: 15 [5d6=1,1,6,6,1]
May 27 22:48:14 <Dumount> [We both beat him]
May 27 22:48:15 <Samantha_Raelin> [EACH ROLL IS A SEPERATE ATTACK]
May 27 22:48:19 <pooryoric> [either way, i killed hem.]
May 27 22:48:19 <Dumount> [WE BOTH BEAT HIM]
May 27 22:48:24 <Dumount> [Individualy]
May 27 22:48:24 <Samantha_Raelin> [No, only Yoric beat him]
May 27 22:48:28 <Agent_Strelnikov> [oh]
May 27 22:48:30 <Break> "Huh. Hat's not as hard as I though it was."
May 27 22:48:30 <Dumount> [Mine was equal]
May 27 22:48:31 <Samantha_Raelin> [You tied.]
May 27 22:48:38 <Samantha_Raelin> [Equal doesn't beat it]
May 27 22:48:40 * Agent_Strelnikov is blown across the room.
May 27 22:48:44 * Obsidian (ten.tsacmoc.am.1dsh.DF4FD0DC-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.tsacmoc.am.1dsh.DF4FD0DC-CRInys|tibbiM) has left #FieldWork
May 27 22:48:44 <Samantha_Raelin> [This isn't DnD]
May 27 22:48:46 * Agent_Strelnikov decides to introduce them to Sasha.
May 27 22:48:47 <Dumount> [Eh. alright]
May 27 22:48:49 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 SASHA
May 27 22:48:50 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, SASHA: 20 [7d6=3,4,5,4,1,1,2]
May 27 22:48:59 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:48:59 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 20 [6d6=6,1,6,2,3,2]
May 27 22:49:01 * pooryoric captures the poit like a FIEND./
May 27 22:49:03 * Gerald respawns, and decides to try defense again.
May 27 22:49:15 * Gerald gets to the point and sees Yoric.
May 27 22:49:20 <Gerald> "Fuck NO!"
May 27 22:49:21 <pooryoric> 7d6 captcha
May 27 22:49:22 * Break quickly scans over the point.
May 27 22:49:22 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, captcha: 14 [7d6=1,3,3,2,3,1,1]
May 27 22:49:25 * Samantha_Raelin keeps a look out for Break, and sees that familar muzzle flash. QUickly, she brings her cannon up to fire at Break's squishy head.
May 27 22:49:25 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Keep firing.
May 27 22:49:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Keep firing.: 16 [7d6=3,2,1,2,4,1,3]
May 27 22:49:26 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:49:27 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 24 [6d6=6,4,3,3,3,5]
May 27 22:49:32 * Dumount takes out strell
May 27 22:49:33 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 CANNON!
May 27 22:49:33 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, CANNON!: 18 [6d6=2,3,6,2,4,1]
May 27 22:49:34 <Gerald> 7d6 My shotty says otherwise.
May 27 22:49:34 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, My shotty says otherwise.: 20 [7d6=4,3,2,1,3,5,2]
May 27 22:49:41 <pooryoric> "oh."
May 27 22:49:43 <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:49:43 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 26 [6d6=4,6,1,5,4,6]
May 27 22:49:47 * Break dives at the sight of a shiny new gun.
May 27 22:49:51 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:49:51 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 18 [6d6=4,2,2,1,4,5]
May 27 22:49:53 * Dumount responds to bot Samantha and Gerald
May 27 22:49:55 * Gerald kicks Yoric to the ground. He shoves the barrel to the back of his neck and fires.
May 27 22:49:56 * pooryoric does NOT, in fact, capture the poit.
May 27 22:50:09 * Dumount is on a fucking masicur with that bonesaw
May 27 22:50:17 <Gerald> "One less annoying bitch on this point!"
May 27 22:50:22 <pooryoric> [massacre, even.]
May 27 22:50:25 * Samantha_Raelin sees her shot just barely miss, and takes immediate cover.
May 27 22:50:26 <Dumount> (Yeah)
May 27 22:50:30 * Agent_Strelnikov respawns.
May 27 22:50:32 * Gerald sets a sentry. On the point.
May 27 22:50:35 * Agent_Strelnikov walks back to the point.
May 27 22:50:36 <Dumount> (Gerald I beat you)
May 27 22:50:40 * Break scans the area for the sneaky bitch.
May 27 22:50:44 <Dumount> (With my 6d6)
May 27 22:50:44 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 22:50:45 <Gerald> [Hm?]
May 27 22:50:45 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 16 [6d6=2,3,3,4,3,1]
May 27 22:50:48 <Dumount> (You're respawning now)
May 27 22:50:56 * pooryoric drinks a bonk.
May 27 22:50:59 <Dumount> <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, My shotty says otherwise.: 20 [7d6=4,3,2,1,3,5,2]
May 27 22:51:01 <Dumount> <pooryoric> "oh."
May 27 22:51:02 <Dumount> <Dumount> 6d6
May 27 22:51:04 <Dumount> <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, 6d6: 26 [6d6=4,6,1,5,4,6]
May 27 22:51:06 <Samantha_Raelin> [But his Sentry isn't]
May 27 22:51:13 * pooryoric charges double fast at the point.
May 27 22:51:18 <Break> "….nothing here."
May 27 22:51:20 * Samantha_Raelin edges out from her hiding spot, taking a shot at Dumount.
May 27 22:51:24 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 CANNOOOON!
May 27 22:51:25 <Gerald> 7d6 Hahah, sentry.
May 27 22:51:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, CANNOOOON!: 23 [6d6=6,1,3,6,3,4]
May 27 22:51:25 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Hahah, sentry.: 29 [7d6=5,6,4,1,3,6,4]
May 27 22:51:26 <pooryoric> 8d6 damn, that's tasty.
May 27 22:51:26 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, damn, that's tasty.: 36 [8d6=6,6,2,5,6,2,6,3]
May 27 22:51:29 <Dumount> 6d6 don't die
May 27 22:51:30 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, don't die: 24 [6d6=2,4,4,6,5,3]
May 27 22:51:35 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Die.
May 27 22:51:35 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Die.: 19 [7d6=4,1,6,1,2,2,3]
May 27 22:51:36 * Break spots Raelin. "Bye."
May 27 22:51:40 * Dumount survives samantha
May 27 22:51:41 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 22:51:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 20 [6d6=3,1,1,6,5,4]
May 27 22:51:50 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6+3 TRUE GRIT
May 27 22:51:50 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, TRUE GRIT: 24 [5d6=6,2,5,3,5]
May 27 22:51:51 <pooryoric> [so, did i make it? i'm confused.]
May 27 22:51:53 * Gerald feels a quiet satisfaction as his turret turns Dumount into pulp.
May 27 22:51:58 <Gerald> [No]
May 27 22:52:00 <Dumount> (When did you build them?)
May 27 22:52:01 <Break> "Shit…."
May 27 22:52:08 * Samantha_Raelin ducks back inside just quick enough to avoid the shot.
May 27 22:52:10 <Dumount> (I killed you before you said you built one…)
May 27 22:52:10 * Break dives out of the tower.
May 27 22:52:13 <pooryoric> [dude, i rolled a 36.]
May 27 22:52:15 <Samantha_Raelin> [Uh]
May 27 22:52:16 <Samantha_Raelin> [No
May 27 22:52:21 * Agent_Strelnikov spots Break. He decides to give her extra encouragement.
May 27 22:52:23 <Dumount> (Yeah, yoric got a 36)
May 27 22:52:23 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Babies.
May 27 22:52:23 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Babies.: 27 [7d6=2,4,6,4,1,5,5]
May 27 22:52:25 <Samantha_Raelin> [His sentry doesn't die with him]
May 27 22:52:27 <Dumount> (He survives)
May 27 22:52:29 <Samantha_Raelin> [stupid]
May 27 22:52:33 <Break> 6d6 Freefall Evasion
May 27 22:52:33 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Freefall Evasion: 17 [6d6=3,5,1,3,3,2]
May 27 22:52:37 <Dumount> (The sentry he made after I hacked him up?)
May 27 22:52:45 <Samantha_Raelin> [The sentry was always there]
May 27 22:52:52 * Break is shredded before she hits the ground, missing a good chunk of her skull.
May 27 22:52:57 <Samantha_Raelin> [He built it on the point awhile ago.]
May 27 22:53:06 <pooryoric> [didn't i just win, though? you know, 36?]
May 27 22:53:07 <Gerald> [I built it there at the beginning of the game.]
May 27 22:53:16 * Agent_Strelnikov sheds a tear.
May 27 22:53:18 <Gerald> [Magic_8-Ball pooryoric, captcha: 14 [7d6=1,3,3,2,3,1,1]]
May 27 22:53:19 <Break> As she respawns, Break notes the time left….
May 27 22:53:23 * Samantha_Raelin is disappointed, but fires a shot at Yoric, the only survivor.
May 27 22:53:28 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Cannon!
May 27 22:53:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Cannon!: 23 [6d6=3,4,4,6,2,4]
May 27 22:53:40 <pooryoric> 8d6 damn this bonk shit is tasty.
May 27 22:53:41 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, damn this bonk shit is tasty.: 22 [8d6=1,3,4,3,1,3,5,2]
May 27 22:53:48 <pooryoric> [well, fuck.]
May 27 22:53:59 * Samantha_Raelin blows Yoric's head into a nice, chunky mass.
May 27 22:54:04 * pooryoric screams incoherently on his mic.
May 27 22:54:06 * Samantha_Raelin heads back to the point.
May 27 22:54:08 * Gerald walks back to the point, grabs metal and from dumount and Yoric's corpses, and levels the sentry to level 3.
May 27 22:54:12 <Break> [How much time is left?]
May 27 22:54:20 * Agent_Strelnikov randomly fires the chaingun.
May 27 22:54:28 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 EVADE THIS
May 27 22:54:28 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, EVADE THIS: 15 [7d6=1,2,1,3,4,2,2]
May 27 22:54:31 * Samantha_Raelin Announcer: 30 Seconds left in the mission!
May 27 22:54:48 <Dumount> 6d6 win
May 27 22:54:48 <Magic_8-Ball> Dumount, win: 20 [6d6=6,5,2,5,1,1]
May 27 22:54:51 * Gerald grabs more metal from the dispenser that he built with the turret, and makes a second one.
May 27 22:54:52 * Break waits for the inevitable rush to the point.
May 27 22:54:52 * Dumount loses
May 27 22:55:06 * Break keeps her aim trained on the point, ready for a threefer.
May 27 22:55:08 * Samantha_Raelin keeps an eye out for the Sniper.
May 27 22:56:19 <pooryoric> "actually, i'm pretty sure e've lost at this point."
May 27 22:56:28 * Break takes a low position, and chucks a jar of whatsit out the window before crawling away.
May 27 22:56:40 <Break> "Come on, buy it…."
May 27 22:56:40 * Gerald sits on the point, twirling his pistol in his hand.
May 27 22:57:00 * Break takes a new position near the window and focuses on the hardhatted guy on the point….
May 27 22:57:09 <pooryoric> http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/news/heavy_scout_02.jpg
May 27 22:57:10 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Comeback
May 27 22:57:10 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Comeback: 18 [6d6=1,1,1,5,6,4]
May 27 22:57:13 * Agent_Strelnikov walks over to the dispenser.
May 27 22:57:14 * Gerald waits every so often for the dispenser to level his second turret.
May 27 22:57:15 * Samantha_Raelin sees the Jarate fall from the window, a crude trick.
May 27 22:57:29 <Gerald> 5d6 We must defend this hooooouuse!
May 27 22:57:29 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, We must defend this hooooouuse!: 20 [5d6=2,5,4,5,4]
May 27 22:57:40 * Break reloads and takes a second shot before running.
May 27 22:57:53 <Break> 6d6 Lethal in General
May 27 22:57:53 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal in General: 20 [6d6=1,2,1,5,5,6]
May 27 22:57:56 * Gerald hits the ground after the near miss, and gets to cover.
May 27 22:57:58 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 STALINGRAD
May 27 22:57:58 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, STALINGRAD: 32 [7d6=6,3,4,6,4,4,5]
May 27 22:58:12 * Agent_Strelnikov fires in the general direction of the sniper, not quite sure where she is.
May 27 22:58:20 <Break> 6d6 Hopeless Wiles
May 27 22:58:20 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Hopeless Wiles: 15 [6d6=3,1,2,1,6,2]
May 27 22:58:26 * pooryoric runs at gerald.
May 27 22:58:32 <pooryoric> 7d6 DOINK!
May 27 22:58:32 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, DOINK!: 21 [7d6=3,3,4,1,2,6,2]
May 27 22:58:35 <Break> [Okay, the differential is so great that you can describe the glory, Waxx.]
May 27 22:58:36 * Gerald laughs at yoric.
May 27 22:58:58 <pooryoric> [defense?]
May 27 22:59:02 <Gerald> 10d6 There are two turrets right next to me, dumbass.
May 27 22:59:02 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, There are two turrets right next to me, dumbass.: 40 [10d6=6,1,6,2,6,3,3,5,5,3]
May 27 22:59:05 * Agent_Strelnikov tears Break apart as easily as the glorious defenders of Stalingrad ousted the fascist invaders.
May 27 22:59:05 * Samantha_Raelin waits, letting the others take care of the dirty work for now, and fades out of sight with the press of a button.
May 27 22:59:16 * Agent_Strelnikov continues firing at nothing. This dispenser is wonderful.
May 27 22:59:19 <pooryoric> "well, it was worth a
May 27 22:59:25 * pooryoric is shredded.
May 27 22:59:26 * Gerald laughs as Yoric's body evaporates into blood.
May 27 22:59:54 * Gerald looks at Dmitri, grinning.
May 27 23:00:06 * Agent_Strelnikov has his mouth open in a scream of pure glee.
May 27 23:00:15 * pooryoric respawns, thinks for a moment, drinks a bonk, THEN charges gerald.
May 27 23:00:22 <Gerald> "Dmitri is credit to team!"
May 27 23:00:25 <pooryoric> 8d6 lemme try that again.
May 27 23:00:25 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, lemme try that again.: 34 [8d6=2,4,6,2,6,6,5,3]
May 27 23:00:35 * Gerald sighs. Still at the double turrets.
May 27 23:00:40 <Gerald> 10d6 Hahaha, no.
May 27 23:00:41 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Hahaha, no.: 30 [10d6=1,1,5,2,2,6,1,6,3,3]
May 27 23:00:45 <Agent_Strelnikov> [oh shit]
May 27 23:00:52 <Break> [I assume time is ticking down now.]
May 27 23:00:56 <Gerald> [Dmitri, save me!]
May 27 23:01:06 <Gerald> [Or at least, kill Yoric.]
May 27 23:01:07 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 STALINGRAADDDD
May 27 23:01:07 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, STALINGRAADDDD: 23 [7d6=5,1,5,4,5,2,1]
May 27 23:01:15 * pooryoric takes down gerald just as strelnikov starts shooting.
May 27 23:01:19 <Break> [EVERYONE PUMP YOUR DICE]
May 27 23:01:24 <pooryoric> 8d6 oh, shit.
May 27 23:01:24 * Dumount is now known as LBD
May 27 23:01:24 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, oh, shit.: 34 [8d6=5,6,5,4,4,5,1,4]
May 27 23:01:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> [oh god how do i pump]
May 27 23:01:45 <pooryoric> 8d6 the fucking second doink, damnit.
May 27 23:01:45 <Magic_8-Ball> pooryoric, the fucking second doink, damnit.: 39 [8d6=2,4,6,6,6,6,4,5]
May 27 23:01:48 <Samantha_Raelin> [No respawns, now]
May 27 23:01:55 <Gerald> 10d6 MORE SENTRY FIRE
May 27 23:01:55 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, MORE SENTRY FIRE: 51 [10d6=4,6,6,6,4,6,4,6,3,6]
May 27 23:02:05 <Gerald> [BEAT THAT, PUNK]
May 27 23:02:15 <pooryoric> [did i kill strelnikove before the sentries?]
May 27 23:02:27 <pooryoric> [also, that's a LOT of sixes.
May 27 23:02:29 <pooryoric> ]
May 27 23:02:37 <pooryoric> [strelnikov]
May 27 23:02:43 <Gerald> [Shit, do I level from that?]
May 27 23:02:47 <Agent_Strelnikov> [how do i pump]
May 27 23:02:51 <Agent_Strelnikov> [just add numbers or what]
May 27 23:03:09 <pooryoric> [guys, gerald just rolled six sixes. can we give this man a perk?]
May 27 23:03:18 <Agent_Strelnikov> [hahaha]
May 27 23:03:18 <pooryoric> [GODLY LUCK]
May 27 23:03:20 <LBD> 6d6 loses
May 27 23:03:20 <Magic_8-Ball> LBD, loses: 16 [6d6=6,3,2,1,1,3]
May 27 23:03:24 <Agent_Strelnikov> 7d6 Brrrt
May 27 23:03:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, Brrrt: 23 [7d6=3,4,5,2,3,2,4]
May 27 23:03:26 <Break> [You can pump an additional amount of dice up to your skill minus 1.]
May 27 23:03:44 <Break> [But if you do, you lose the amount of dice you pumped to that skill for the encounter.]
May 27 23:03:44 <pooryoric> [yeh, pumping never made any sense to me.]
May 27 23:03:44 <Agent_Strelnikov> [oh]
May 27 23:03:51 <Samantha_Raelin> [[No]]
May 27 23:03:58 <Samantha_Raelin> [[Only if you lose the roll]]
May 27 23:04:04 <A_Fat_Ghost> [har har, somehow that sounds just right coming from yoric, eh.]
May 27 23:04:08 <Agent_Strelnikov> [well then]
May 27 23:04:13 <Agent_Strelnikov> 11d6 BRRRRTTTT
May 27 23:04:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Agent_Strelnikov, BRRRRTTTT: 29 [11d6=3,1,3,1,5,1,5,2,4,2,2]
May 27 23:04:17 <Agent_Strelnikov> [god dammit]
May 27 23:04:20 <pooryoric> [seriously. gerald. rediculous roll. deserves compensation.]
May 27 23:04:30 <Gerald> {I agree!]
May 27 23:04:31 <Break> [Do we give perks to the lucky?]
May 27 23:04:40 <pooryoric> [for this we should.]
May 27 23:04:41 <Samantha_Raelin> [None of this counts]
May 27 23:04:43 <Samantha_Raelin> [But]
May 27 23:04:49 <Samantha_Raelin> [I'll think of something.]
May 27 23:04:50 <pooryoric> [i mean, we must. i have some.]
May 27 23:04:56 <Break> [Le sigh.]
May 27 23:05:02 <Break> [I didn't get one for lasers. =(]
May 27 23:05:05 <Break> [Oh, well.]
May 27 23:05:12 * Break looks at the time as she respawns.
May 27 23:05:13 * Dr_Magnus (~ten.tsacmoc.ed.1dsh.7A35C3AE-CRInys|hcodara#ten.tsacmoc.ed.1dsh.7A35C3AE-CRInys|hcodara) has joined #FieldWork
May 27 23:05:15 <Samantha_Raelin> [Cmon, sniper, take 'em out.]
May 27 23:05:25 * Gerald looks around, and runs back to the point.
May 27 23:05:37 * Agent_Strelnikov is dead.
May 27 23:05:40 <pooryoric> [gerald. no respawns, dude. you're out.]
May 27 23:05:43 * Agent_Strelnikov watches from spectator
May 27 23:05:49 <Gerald> {Oh.]
May 27 23:05:54 <Dr_Magnus> [Alo]
May 27 23:05:55 * Break approaches the front window, and takes cover at the side.
May 27 23:06:01 <Break> "One last one."
May 27 23:06:03 <pooryoric> [only samantha left on BLU]
May 27 23:06:06 <Gerald> [Wait a second, Magnus.]
May 27 23:06:11 <pooryoric> [oh, hi magnus.]
May 27 23:06:12 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 23:06:13 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 22 [6d6=4,1,1,6,4,6]
May 27 23:06:18 <Dr_Magnus> [Hmm?]
May 27 23:06:28 <Break> "Come on, I know you're out there…"
May 27 23:06:34 * Samantha_Raelin is still nowhere to be seen.
May 27 23:06:39 <pooryoric> [where is dumount at this point?]
May 27 23:06:53 <Samantha_Raelin> [Dumount got shredded by a turret]
May 27 23:07:08 <Dr_Magnus> […are you Rping tf2?]
May 27 23:07:11 * Break tosses another Jarate out, and runs.
May 27 23:07:12 <Samantha_Raelin> [YES]
May 27 23:07:13 <Gerald> [Yep]
May 27 23:07:21 <Gerald> [It's fucking awesome.]
May 27 23:07:25 <Agent_Strelnikov> [rofl]
May 27 23:07:29 <Dr_Magnus> [Oh for fucks sake, just go PLAY tf2]
May 27 23:07:35 <Break> [No, screw you. D:]
May 27 23:07:43 <Gerald> [heheh]
May 27 23:07:44 <Break> [It doesn't have as much personality as what we're doing now.]
May 27 23:07:48 <Dr_Magnus> [I just got off of Tf2 :P]
May 27 23:08:01 <Dr_Magnus> [5 caps in a row, no resistance, as a scout on 2fort]
May 27 23:08:06 * Samantha_Raelin uncloaks to the side of Break as she runs by, grabbing the sniper rifle and tossing it away. Pulling out her knife, she smirks. "Let's do this."
May 27 23:08:18 <pooryoric> [dude. scout high five.]
May 27 23:08:21 * Break whips out her machete.
May 27 23:08:30 <Gerald> [OH SHI-]
May 27 23:08:35 <Break> "You're on."
May 27 23:08:39 <Break> 6d6 Lethal Weapon
May 27 23:08:39 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Lethal Weapon: 17 [6d6=1,5,1,2,5,3]
May 27 23:08:50 <pooryoric> [when did samantha stop being a pyro and go spy?]
May 27 23:08:58 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 Knife Fight, you're Gonna Fight With A Knife!
May 27 23:08:59 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Knife Fight, you're Gonna Fight With A Knife!: 16 [6d6=2,3,2,6,2,1]
May 27 23:09:08 <Gerald> [SHIT]
May 27 23:09:09 <A_Fat_Ghost> [fight for your life]
May 27 23:09:10 <Samantha_Raelin> [ROll defense]
May 27 23:09:10 <Gerald> [SHIT]
May 27 23:09:15 <Break> 6d6 Wiles
May 27 23:09:16 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles: 23 [6d6=2,5,4,6,1,5]
May 27 23:09:19 <pooryoric> [yes!]
May 27 23:09:19 <Samantha_Raelin> 5d6+3 Grit
May 27 23:09:20 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, Grit: 16 [5d6=1,3,2,3,4]
May 27 23:09:25 <Samantha_Raelin> [Ow, dang.]
May 27 23:09:29 * Break shallowly cuts Sam's cheek.
May 27 23:09:53 * Break lunges in for the kill.
May 27 23:09:53 <Lurker> [[ "You got blood on my knoife, wankah…" ]]
May 27 23:09:54 * Samantha_Raelin misses completely, due to the range, but laughs. "You've got some fight, don't you Break?"
May 27 23:10:02 <Break> "Yeah, but you don't."
May 27 23:10:04 * Samantha_Raelin ducks and weaves in for the kill.
May 27 23:10:09 <Break> 10d6 Killer Instinct
May 27 23:10:09 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Killer Instinct: 42 [10d6=6,2,4,3,5,6,5,1,6,4]
May 27 23:10:11 <Gerald> [I'm a crazy, son of a bitch.]
May 27 23:10:15 <Break> [Pump 4.]
May 27 23:10:26 <Gerald> [I'll cut you, swish swish swish]
May 27 23:10:30 <Samantha_Raelin> 12d6 FINAL BATTOL
May 27 23:10:31 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, FINAL BATTOL: 44 [12d6=4,4,6,6,2,1,2,3,3,6,2,5]
May 27 23:10:46 <Break> [How the fuck are you getting 12?]
May 27 23:10:46 <Agent_Strelnikov> [fuuuuuuuck]
May 27 23:10:53 <Samantha_Raelin> [Pump 6.]
May 27 23:11:09 <Break> [Thought you could only go up to skill - 1.]
May 27 23:11:20 <Samantha_Raelin> [Nope]
May 27 23:11:30 <Samantha_Raelin> [All I have to do is win the encounter.]
May 27 23:11:34 <Break> [1. Declare you are pumping the skill.
May 27 23:11:34 <Break> 2. Add dice to your roll. These dice are temporary. The limit of dice added in a pump is equal to the number of dice you have in the skill minus one.]
May 27 23:11:51 <Samantha_Raelin> [Oh, hey look, RISUS]
May 27 23:11:54 <Break> [Would've pumped more otherwise. :D]
May 27 23:12:05 <Samantha_Raelin> [Oh hey look, Not-risus]
May 27 23:12:17 <Break> [So am I getting that last die?]
May 27 23:12:24 <Break> [It's suspense, if nothing else.]
May 27 23:12:33 <Samantha_Raelin> [Argue with the guy who wrote the rules and you'll cause a server crash.]
May 27 23:12:42 <Samantha_Raelin> [Just continue.]
May 27 23:12:52 <Break> [Then I'm just asking if I can pump to full in light of this.]
May 27 23:12:58 * Samantha_Raelin deals her a nice cut along the brow in exchange.
May 27 23:12:59 <Break> [And roll my remaining one.]
May 27 23:13:05 <Samantha_Raelin> "I wouldn't say that."
May 27 23:13:12 <Samantha_Raelin> [You can fucking pump how you like.]
May 27 23:13:17 <Break> 1d6
May 27 23:13:18 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
May 27 23:13:23 <Break> [46]
May 27 23:13:27 <Samantha_Raelin> [Uh, no]
May 27 23:13:37 <Samantha_Raelin> [You can't repump that action]
May 27 23:13:41 <Break> [Fiiiiine, yeesh.]
May 27 23:13:50 <Samantha_Raelin> [You chose 4, when I explained earlier when someone asked.]
May 27 23:13:53 <Samantha_Raelin> [so :P]
May 27 23:14:08 * Break wipes the blood off.
May 27 23:14:46 <Break> "So that's it, huh…"
May 27 23:14:54 <Samantha_Raelin> "Time's running out, you can't fight me and take the point."
May 27 23:15:16 <Break> "Of course not."
May 27 23:15:21 <Break> "Toodles!"
May 27 23:15:36 * Break hops out the window. What the fuck is it with her and suicide jumps?
May 27 23:16:04 * Samantha_Raelin flies out the window with her, pulling out the Ambassador and firing wildly at her.
May 27 23:16:24 <Samantha_Raelin> 6d6 DIE, BUT DIE HOW I WANT YOU TO DIE
May 27 23:16:24 <Magic_8-Ball> Samantha_Raelin, DIE, BUT DIE HOW I WANT YOU TO DIE: 22 [6d6=1,6,4,5,4,2]
May 27 23:16:35 <Break> 6d6 Wiles, Bitch, Do You Know It?
May 27 23:16:35 <Magic_8-Ball> Break, Wiles, Bitch, Do You Know It?: 21 [6d6=5,3,1,1,6,5]
May 27 23:17:35 * Break stumbles, taking a round to the leg.
May 27 23:17:58 <Gerald> [Hey, Yoric.]
May 27 23:18:01 * Samantha_Raelin watches as one of the bullets catches her in the leg. "Dammit, you're not getting off that easy!"
May 27 23:18:02 <Break> "You know."
May 27 23:18:10 <pooryoric> [yeh?]
May 27 23:18:14 <Gerald> [http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/ef/Doomedscout.jpg]
May 27 23:18:15 <Break> "This isn't going to end well no matter -what- I do."
May 27 23:18:24 <Gerald> [http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/ef/Doomedscout.jpg ]
May 27 23:18:26 <Agent_Strelnikov> [gerald]
May 27 23:18:26 <Break> [Put spaces around it.]
May 27 23:18:31 <Gerald> [Look familiar?]
May 27 23:18:39 <Agent_Strelnikov> [ http://www.mine-dog.net/files/what5.jpg ]
May 27 23:18:46 <Agent_Strelnikov> [ http://www.mine-dog.net/files/what4.jpg ]
May 27 23:19:16 <pooryoric> [only slightly. now if the engineer was lying in a pool of his own blood, THEN it would look familiar.]
May 27 23:19:21 * Break makes a, uh, break for the -back- of the point.
May 27 23:19:25 * Samantha_Raelin Unfortunately, both were well wounded, and between the fragile nature of the spy and the snipers leg wound, the fall kills them.
May 27 23:19:36 <Agent_Strelnikov> [ http://www.mine-dog.net/files/what2.jpg ]
May 27 23:19:38 <Break> [Ow.]
May 27 23:19:39 * Samantha_Raelin YOU FAILED
May 27 23:19:40 <Gerald> 10d6 Hey! Look! Turrets!
May 27 23:19:40 <Magic_8-Ball> Gerald, Hey! Look! Turrets!: 32 [10d6=5,4,5,3,2,2,3,2,2,4]
May 27 23:19:53 * Samantha_Raelin DRAW. EVERYONE IS A LOSER.
May 27 23:20:03 * Break watches from above as a spectator, eating popcorn next to Dmitri.
May 27 23:20:08 <pooryoric> [YAY WE WIN]
May 27 23:20:11 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…We do not win…but…"
May 27 23:20:13 <Break> "Well, -that- sucked."
May 27 23:20:14 <Agent_Strelnikov> "…They do not lose?"
May 27 23:20:19 <Samantha_Raelin> "No, no one wins."
May 27 23:20:20 <Break> "Kettle corn, tiger?"
May 27 23:20:24 <Gerald> "Huh."
May 27 23:20:28 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Please!"
May 27 23:20:30 <Gerald> "That was fun!"
May 27 23:20:34 <Samantha_Raelin> "Apparently, it went into sudden death during out big, climactic fight."
May 27 23:20:34 * Agent_Strelnikov offers Break part of his sandwich.
May 27 23:20:44 <pooryoric> "yeh, really. i like this game."
May 27 23:20:45 * Break holds out the bag, and takes half of Strel's sandwich.
May 27 23:20:55 <Break> "Sorry for blowing off half of your skull earlier."
May 27 23:21:08 <Dr_Magnus> [Sandvich, noob]
May 27 23:21:09 <Agent_Strelnikov> "Is ok. I feel bad for fill you with boolett."
May 27 23:21:15 <Break> [After all this, Team Foundation 2 BETTER be a reality.]
May 27 23:21:28 <pooryoric> [really.]
May 27 23:21:29 <Agent_Strelnikov> [i promise if you promise to remind me]
May 27 23:21:32 <Gerald> "Sorry for making you eat my shotgun ammo."
May 27 23:21:45 * Samantha_Raelin kicks back, pulling out a cigarette from her case, and lighting up. "Ah…Gentlemen, I think this concludes the test."
May 27 23:21:59 <LBD> "… That's not a woman's voice"
May 27 23:22:04 <Samantha_Raelin> "Speaking of, this is the result of my personal project."
May 27 23:22:10 <Break> "And Yoric's still a dick, so everything's okay."
May 27 23:22:11 <Gerald> "…"
May 27 23:22:24 <Samantha_Raelin> "Unfortunately, now I know why Kondraki took such an interest in it."
May 27 23:22:35 <Break> "So when can we come back?"
May 27 23:23:04 <Samantha_Raelin> "When the server goes down, we should be fine."
May 27 23:23:12 <Gerald> "Ooh."
May 27 23:23:12 * Agent_Strelnikov eats the popcorn.
May 27 23:23:19 <Agent_Strelnikov> "I do not get this 'draw'."
May 27 23:23:31 <Gerald> "Neither team won, Dmitri."
May 27 23:23:32 <pooryoric> "wait, what? why is that the standard for whether things are okay?"
May 27 23:23:34 <Samantha_Raelin> "Basically, both sides failed."
May 27 23:23:36 <Agent_Strelnikov> "How can this be?"
May 27 23:23:47 <Gerald> "They both failed their objective."
May 27 23:23:48 <pooryoric> "i don't know whether to be insulted or flattered."
May 27 23:24:45 <Samantha_Raelin> [So, for Team Foundation 2, do Sam as the Spy, not the Pyro.]
May 27 23:24:50 <pooryoric> "i dunno. i beat red at something, once."
May 27 23:24:56 <Agent_Strelnikov> [it's up to you to remind me]
May 27 23:25:06 <Samantha_Raelin> [also]
May 27 23:25:09 <Gerald> "Tell me Yoric, what does sentry ammo taste like?"
May 27 23:25:11 <Samantha_Raelin> [webcam dance party?]
May 27 23:25:21 <Agent_Strelnikov> [lady gaga]
May 27 23:25:28 <Gerald> [D:]
May 27 23:25:29 <Samantha_Raelin> [stickam]
May 27 23:25:32 <Agent_Strelnikov> [let's see if i can get my webcam working]
May 27 23:25:33 <pooryoric> "glory, gerald. and the lingering mist of your blood."
May 27 23:25:51 <Break> [Mine's not quite working, so I'll just spectate.]
May 27 23:25:56 <Gerald> "Really? From my point of view, looked like it just tasted like lead.]
May 27 23:25:59 <pooryoric> "also, for some reason, lemon."

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